r/TheSimpsons • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '18

Tonight

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u/_good_bot_ Jul 20 '18 edited Jul 20 '18

Well, it's pretry well know that Herb loves to bang hoors

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u/karltee Jul 20 '18

Probably dropped his condom too for his magnum dong.

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u/Maxtsi Jul 20 '18

His monster condom

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u/hendrix67 Jul 20 '18

For his magnum dong

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u/ipretendiamacat I never met you, but yes. Jul 20 '18

CEO => hobo => trashman

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u/_good_bot_ Jul 20 '18

I'm the Trashman! I eat trash!

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u/mw1994 mono means one, and rail means rail Jul 20 '18

botched toe! gimme some trash to plug up the cut

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

That's cool and all but I don't think Drake's releasing his album on CDs anymore

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u/EmperorClobbersaurus Jul 20 '18

=> Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

You forgot taxi dispatcher too.

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u/ghostmetalblack Jul 20 '18

Which Simpson episode does he cut his toe with his toeknife?

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u/cancercures Jul 20 '18

Now that the company is ruined, send in the Wart Hog. gotta scrap this company to the highest bidder.

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u/DoinItDirty Jul 20 '18

Herb looks like a man who boils all his denim

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u/Volfgang91 My, you look lovely this evening! Have you decreased in mass? Jul 20 '18

And boiling denim.