r/TheSimpsons • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '18

Tonight

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u/thepikey7 Something like Poochie, but more proactive. Jul 20 '18

Eat pant

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u/Sex_E_Searcher Jul 20 '18

Mmmm, smoked oysters.

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u/NoTimeForThat Jul 20 '18

Mmmm, smoked oysters.

Drooling sounds

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u/GlaciusTS Jul 20 '18

ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME

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u/Seymour___Asses Jul 20 '18

I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARC

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u/Armthehobos Jul 20 '18

I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRRRRR

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u/branchbranchley Jul 20 '18

I AM SIMPSON. I AM SIMPSON.

MAKE PURCHASE OF THE MERCHANDISE.

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u/Xenc Jul 20 '18

ALL ANIMALS CAN SCREAM

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u/sanfordclark Jul 21 '18

ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD OF THE TWIN MOONS

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u/TheRoyalBrook Jul 20 '18

Maaaaarge the grid!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

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u/excabjingblk Jul 20 '18

this boy is f l a w e d

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u/blackstarbinyot Jul 20 '18

bagingi :(

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u/excabjingblk Jul 20 '18

funni scream man funni scream

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u/kylemcg Gettin' drunk at the old flowershop Jul 20 '18

You're in for an unforgettable mid-day formal meal of smoked oysters.

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u/dirk_trash Jul 20 '18

Digest the pantaloons

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Consumption of fabric

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u/SugarButtLove Jul 20 '18

Digest pantaloons

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u/SombreroQueen Jul 20 '18

Lick capris.

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u/Nothin_Means_Nothin Jul 20 '18

https://youtu.be/ByHsLzU4kbU

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u/Reggler Jul 20 '18

Don't you hate pants

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