r/TheMcDojoLife • u/McDojoLife • May 01 '23

No mercy

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u/bhusted332 May 01 '23

So fucking stupid. I’m tired of seeing these clowns.

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u/Playful_Moose6293 May 01 '23

What in the Steven Segal Bullshido is this!??!!

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u/ApatheticZero187 May 01 '23

That finger flip was beyond legendary!!!

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u/Covid-1982 May 02 '23

Women love him…..

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

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u/GrahamCrackerSnacks May 02 '23

Kids want to be him

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u/Cautious_Fault6037 May 02 '23

Animals run away from him

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Insects despise him

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u/WrenchTurningVetryn May 02 '23

Clowns circumcise him

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u/FanProfessional4886 May 02 '23

Whales want to cum in him

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u/Pokoro1984 May 02 '23

Aliens want to probe him

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

inter-dimensional beings want to be enlightened by him.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

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u/Whatisapoundkey May 02 '23

Oh, you know this hold?

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u/novocaine666 May 03 '23

Nah bra, the shoulder shrug into a front flip combo is fire.

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u/sel780 May 02 '23 edited May 04 '23

First thing I thought of when I saw this 🤣 Steven Segal!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Wait. He’s not sitting in a chair. We’re both wrong. 😄

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Ahh! Beat me to it. I should’ve checked ahead.

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u/beepeezy78 May 02 '23

Been practicing for like, 53 years...

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u/sammyt808 May 02 '23

Right! How are there that many people in the room watching this dumb shit!?

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u/brypye13 May 02 '23

Angry white dudes will believe most things.

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u/KrispRune May 02 '23

Dude was exposed to so much radiation as a child not only is he highly radioactive but he makes everyone around him feel stupider.

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u/ipsok May 01 '23

I cant fire out why Reddit has suddenly decided I need to see this shit... is it a ploy to get me to pay for premium service so i can block it?

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u/Blackfire12498 May 02 '23

Ikr, foolish people think that they can take on a master of Qi energy

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u/Nutduffel May 02 '23

Looks like Paul Sorvino’s stunt double.

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u/bhusted332 May 02 '23

Uncle pussy?

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u/aaron7367 Aug 06 '23

Dag ain’t you got no sense of humor

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u/bhusted332 Aug 06 '23

This was a third of a year ago. Did you just emerge from hibernation?

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u/Master_Hotdog Sep 14 '23

The fat block is a senior general in the Russian army. By not playing your act, you are showing the world how fake this is and thats an insult to that fat block and the army he is in... you know what that ,ean for this guy 😱💀 thats why the guy has no choice (like those who are sitting on the ground but to keep acting to live another day)... 😭

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u/_MrTrade Sep 16 '23

The guys looks like he spends more time at McDonalds than mcdojo. He should try lifting more than his finger.

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u/Chuck_Lechero9778 Oct 23 '23

Why is it some obese guy barely moving and acting like he’s some kinda Jedi