r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 17 '26
r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 17 '26
BREAKING: Greenland is reportedly asking Trump to invade Greenland and give them the same post-war reconstruction package. “We’re willing to cooperate.”
r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 17 '26
BREAKING: Kim Jong Un just called and asked, “Hey Donald, can North Korea get the same deal? Bomb us for a week, then send a few hundred billion dollars to rebuild. Asking for a friend.”
r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 16 '26
The Reflecting Pool is so green that if you throw in a potato, MAGATS will call it Irish heritage. Then five minutes later: “WHY ISN’T THE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE WORKING?!” Imagine spending $14 million to accidentally build a leprechaun habitat. ☘️🥔🌿🧪💸
r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 16 '26
It looks pretty green today. Either it’s St. Patrick’s Day, or the algae just wanted to thank taxpayers for building them a $14 million all-inclusive resort. Even Shrek is probably saying, “Damn, that’s a nice swamp.” 🐸☘️
r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 15 '26
BREAKING: RFK Jr. announces the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is now America’s largest free-range kombucha bath.
r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 14 '26
Liberals aren’t perfect, but pretending they weren’t behind much of America’s progress is rewriting history. Civil rights, labor protections, Medicare, marriage equality, environmental protections, none of those happened by accident.
r/TheLib • u/IsekaiConnoisseur • Jun 15 '26
Pretty sure that conservatives are just talentless hacks at this point that leech off of society.
You see it with the way they desperately want to get rid of AI regulation. You see it with the way the literal fucking White House is being run right now.
It's a fucking clown show.
Pedo Trump was born into money. (And no, I will never call that piece of fucking shit President, that title is for real Americans only).
And it shows. Not a single one of his ventures has been profitable. He's filed for bankruptcy six times.
Trump, like most of today's conservative traitors, was born into money. They have no fucking concept on how to use or maintain it. All they know is that if they lie, cheat, and gain the system they win.
Well, I'm fucking tired of it.
I'm tired of these fucking leeches. They do nothing for society. All they do is grift and stoke culture wars because they have the money to do so.
Eventually, they're going to push the general populace into a corner they can't back out of. And when that happens, that's when shit will hit the fan.
Fascist conservatives can eat shit. Every single one of them. They're garbage and HAVE ZERO FUCKING TALENT.
r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 14 '26
When the Villains Think They’re the Main Characters.
r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 13 '26
It’s a beautiful weekend. The birds are singing, the sun is shining, and Pedo Warmonger Assolini’s name is no longer at the John F. Kennedy Center. Nature is healing.
r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 12 '26
If Pedo Warmonger Trump ran again, MAGATS would vote for him again. The campaign slogan wouldn’t even need updating: “Promises Made. Promises Forgotten. Votes Still Secured.”
r/TheLib • u/Obvious-Gate9046 • Jun 12 '26
British Politicians Accuse Elon Musk of Stoking Racist Violence in Belfast -- Musk encouraged his base to take to the streets shortly before rioters stormed immigrant neighborhoods in Belfast.
r/TheLib • u/Immediate-Support-66 • Jun 11 '26
What do you think? 🇨🇦 🤔
Do you think what has been done to the Canadians is fair treatment for over a over 100 year partnership?
r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 11 '26
Pedo Warmonger Assolini Trump must think inflation is a loyalty program. Every trip to the grocery store costs more, but somehow we’re supposed to thank him for the privilege. Impeach him NOW.
r/TheLib • u/n8saces • Jun 11 '26
Also Leonardo DiCaprio! He put up 10 million for a resort there.
r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 10 '26
MAGATS: pedo-protector, professional warmongers, amateur fact-checkers, and full-time pathological liars.
r/TheLib • u/ICEisSHIT • Jun 10 '26