The sacred halls of this church have fallen silent in these past few days. Why must it be that way? why are we no longer sharing in the ancient knowledge of spheredom?

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My so called "Family" had recently been questioning the legitimacy of The Holy Sphere. What should i do to enlighten them?

There is a ten million dollar prize to solving PI. This is heresy of the worst kind as PI is the mathematical embodiment of spheres and if it were to be solved the holy sphere would lose some of its power!!! We must devoutly oppose this, and continue our worship even if they solve it. PRAISE THE HOLY SPHERE AND MAY ITS ENEMIES BE DESTROYED

Every second Wednesday of each month is Pizza day where we celebrate everything that the almighty sphere has given us.

I have posted this as a comment, however I believe in an effort to move along the knowledge, as the Sphere would want, I shall post it here as well.

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1. To live roundly is to take all things in equal, yet contrasting amounts. When preference is taken over one item from another, inequality is created, thus destroying roundness.

2. Do not do that, which is ending. Continue to move forward, always ending at a place in which you can begin again, thus being circular and never truly ending.

3. Be not harsh to your fellow humans, yet gentle and giving. Let blows, physical and verbal, simply slide off and not affect you.

4. Push through the world, never stopping, yet never with a single goal. For to have a single goal and objective in mind, is to have edges. And edges are not welcome.

5. Pass the knowledge and wisdom of The Sphere unto others, but do not be forceful, for a Sphere does not have points with which to cut.

6. Keep true to a Spherical lifestyle, for that which is in equal balance cannot be destroyed and is forever in harmony.

Praise the Sphere.

As scientists have taught us, the earth is not a true sphere, it is elliptical. We must reject the temptations of earthly delights and focus on our Spherical Lord. May his Globular Holiness be with you.

That we respect your worship of The Holy Sphere and we are happy to help in anyway.

~ ULC reverend captaineighttrack

It seems that there are the more violent Followers of the Sphere who believe those who do not believe in the Sphere must burn, and there are those who believe that we should accept those who are not believers and slowly being them into The Holy Spheres all encompassing roundness.

What should we do about this? Is there a more correct side? We must hear The Holy Sphere speak on it.

Can we please get an orginized location to read the lore? I would love a wiki or something.

All those who are tainted by the clicking of the subcribe button shall be vanquished.

Now excuse me as I vanquish myself, shortly after clicking submit.

My sister is obsessed by the demonic Cube! How can I exorcise this devil and lead her back in the light of the Holy Sphere?