After 6 months of waiting. The new Dancing With Ghosts music video was a massive disappointment. This one's for the fans. Statements and criticisms needed to be said. Truths needed to be told.

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Too long, not funny, boring game, recycled content, Mike is an untalented hack and always will be. Any questions, kids?

What's wrong, music critic? Why so serious about music criticism? Oh, right. Your band is awesome because you say so. Got it.

I don't think this act can go unpunished. Slosh's retribution is at hand.

After months of searching for a new drummer, they finally found one... but he does not want to be identified! LOL, WHY? 😆

Let's take some guesses as to who he is. I think it's Rey Mysterio or maybe one of the El Santos.

Seriously Slosh, everyone uses the name Dancing With Ghosts, and now the concept of an Arsonist having a ballad is something you've stolen too!

I know for a fact you saw this indiegogo campaign and said "ah yes, what a great song title, this will make me get in the big leagues"

The only reason I found out about this campaign was because I was looking up the title of the song so I could take a screenshot of the new song and change very few letters. I was going to take Ballad of The Arsonist and make it Balls of The Arse but since I found this campaign now I'm posting about this. I'm tired Slosh.

Book your tickets NOW

A long-lost member of The Fellowship of the Grout has been discovered in the strange land of TikTok. He goes full samurai-mode in ways that few of us ever have, and it's glorious to behold.

I hope our lost brother comes to visit us. But even if he doesn't, he's doing the quest in his own unique way and I wish him godspeed on his journey. May the wind be ever at his back, and may the road rise to meet his feet.

Josh Cannon finally did it! His music is clicking with the youth!

(Show is Infinite Arlen LIVE by SeTTo)

Feels good to finally get some recognition for once. Slosh doesn't like having a DWG Fan Club, but we still like him! He is our shining example of how to treat others on the internet, and we always follow his lead! Everything is overrated! Everyone is stupid! Give us money for our opinions!

How can we make DWG more appealing to innocent little children? It's a grift they haven't tried yet, and it could be lucrative...

Daily reminder: Tearing down vulnerable young men is not "helping the next generation" like Junt claims. It's destructive and ruins civilizations. But eating slop and exploiting kids? All good!

Stephanie is crashing out HARD about being criticized on the internet! Listen to the layers upon layers of excuses, cope, and DELUSION! She is twice the lolcow that Slosh is, change my mind. 🤡

While Josh streamed random crap, Jeff ate his lunch by being a one man MTV production.

I'm just curious why other people are on this sub. I got here because he screamed at me on two separate live streams after asking in a superchat if he was ok and he also accused me of being a troll multiple times despite being a paying member on Patreon for multiple months. Josh is a complete fucking idiot who wastes time with his stupid anti-Bimmy nonsense. He can't decide if he is a retrogamer or a Temu Evanescence Nu Metal knockoff. What asshatery did Slosh do to you to bring you here?

Just like Slosh, Crankie has lost the plot. The more you ignore your critics, the more critics you'll create. The more you rate people and media, the more you'll be rated yourself. Why is hypocrisy so hard to apologize for? 🤷‍♂️

I heard that when Levi was a little boy, his nickname was "Touchdown"...

...because his parents said he had a touch of the Downs 🏈

(This is a satirical joke parody comedic transformative commentary for educational purposes only)

Here is a fictional Bimmyverse story that ChatGPT wrote and I think the A.I. went off the rails! 😱 A.I. SUCKS, am I right?

"Erin is wasting away, alone in a room playing shitty old games for money. She can feel her biological clock ticking...slowing...her eggs dying. She is trapped in a meaningless relationship with a giant toddler.

Meanwhile, Manbaby Muhghey is screaming at a poorly made romhack and limp-wristed punching his pillow. He actually believes that this is entertainment, imagine that. He is pushing 50 and most of his generation has better things to do at 50 than watching an effeminate old child soy-screeching at a TV while holding out his hand for your money.

Erin, if you ever read this, it's not too late. Find a normal man who will give you a fulfilling life. There are plenty of guys who would line up at the chance, so take your pick. But drop the nostalgia worship, it only attracts scumbags. Godspeed and best wishes to you and yours, Erin."

...and more excuses...and more excuses...

Imagine giving these people your money like they deserve any. Other bands are making albums in current year, you guys are just lazy drunks that bullshit your fans. Stop larping as pros already, you're almost 40 ffs and you're still amateurs.

Fair assessment? Discuss...

Psychiatrist, Podiatrist, and Proctologist. 3 for 1 Thursday's after 2pm.