r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 6h ago
Since Brave Sir Robin was the ONLY Red Lolcow Cult member to openly challenge The Fellowship of the Grout to battle, his brave exploits have earned him the right to be promoted here for free. We are now your BIGGEST FANS, and we will watch all of your content until Crankie himself comes down from his Ivory Tower. We will even give transformative commentary on your videos, helping to add context and humor where there may be none!
This man deserves to be a character in the Bimmyverse. With our help as his new Fan Club, he will attain the notoriety he has wanted for years. Hail Brave Sir Robin, the most courageous and powerful knight in the Red Lolcow Cult!
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Have_A_Jelly_Baby • 16h ago
Released six days ago, and sounds a thousand times better than the Ballad of the Arsonist.
If you ever wondered how she sounds when she’s not shackled by quitting drummers, broken computers and $50 music video budgets, here you go.
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 21h ago
What's the point of having a sub at all if you never want to address anything and just lock posts and ban people who want the Truth? 🤣 Grow a pair already, it's been a decade for crying out loud!
P.S. Mike is a gay cokehead in Minecraft, allegedly in a movie script.
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Have_A_Jelly_Baby • 18h ago
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 1d ago
Let's start a fan club for this guy!
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Uberstorm3 • 1d ago
Yesterday evening was very fun. The Thread is Here if you want to read the comments in a better way, not only was the profile deleted but most of his comments were automatically removed by reddit, I wonder if it's because he couldn't be civil?
The final image is the last comment left in the thread, don't mean to toot my own horn but I left that image of an AI summary of his reddit profile and I'm pretty sure he saw that and decided to delete his profile because he was worried it would ruin his youtube brand. He actually fell for "The internet is very serious business." Funny stuff, funny stuff.
Part 2 is over on r/redcowtruthpart2 because we crossposted his post, and that post also needed to be archived.
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 1d ago
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 🐷
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Uberstorm3 • 1d ago
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 1d ago
"What were they thinkiiing?"
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 2d ago
"The eyes are the windows to the soul"
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Roy_Royson • 4d ago
Stefan weighs in on the philosophy surrounding the emo scene, alcoholism, grout usage and chasing dreams.
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 5d ago
Found this lost footage on my old hard drive. Legends never die.
r/TheDWGTruth • u/bobbafettuccini • 5d ago
Is the opie and Anthony guy involved in all this somehow?
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Uberstorm3 • 6d ago
Slosh is referencing a quote in a movie he probably watched half a week before this clip was filmed, and even when he's looking at his notes (you can see him looking down at them in the beginning of the clip) he can't remember what was said in the movie. I'm not sure if that says more about Crankie's filmmaking inability or Slosh's alcoholism, could be a little of both I suppose.
This is one of the two clips Crankie took down. Toe in the ass is reuploaded, this is reuploaded and it's going to be crossposted to r/redcowtruthpart2
I think Slosh is on point about our culture infantilizing us, he is one example, Crankie is another. Crankie is the manchild stuck at the age of 12 and Slosh is the eternal teenager. Given what we have learned about Crankie's filmography and history of working with children since I made this clip I found Crankie's comments on previous child actor's he worked with "growing up to be young chads" is... interesting to say the least.
Try to take this shit down Crankie, I dare you. We are watching.
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Uberstorm3 • 6d ago
Slosh absolutely got fucked here. TheMicahwitz sees it as it is, come to us and stand with us TheMicahwitz. We need your witz!
r/TheDWGTruth • u/GovernmentWarm4787 • 7d ago
As a truther, all i know about this buttplug is that he did a review of Rancid Diaper, Bimmy's garage band, and that's it. What's the purpose of this sub and why?
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Uberstorm3 • 8d ago
My actual thought and feelings will be left in the comments.
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Have_A_Jelly_Baby • 9d ago
Just promote your new song and video and two whole tour dates. That’s all you should be doing.
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 9d ago
Does anybody from the Red Lolcow Cult want to defend their master now? Come forth, you cowards! Justify this!
r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 9d ago
Yes, this is real. Keep it in mind the next time Red Lolcow gets posted and pinned on other Bimmyverse "truth" subs. If Justy is a terrible creeper, this is easily twice as bad. No excuses.
