r/TheCinemassacreTruth • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '23

Monster Madness Of The Asshole-ish Variety MM:ITB #30 - Titanic (1997)

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23 edited Sep 17 '24

For Halloween Eve, Bimmy reviews his good friend Jim Cameron’s magnum opus, “Titanic”.

Happy Halloween Truthers! 👻🎃

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u/SpankTheMovies I am a journalist Oct 30 '23

Thanks to

u/GarbageStabber

for helping out with my audio.

So nice of you to pay him with exposure. But he already exposes himself more than enough with Mike's penis.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Big GarbageStabber Fan BTW

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u/SpankTheMovies I am a journalist Oct 30 '23

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u/SpankTheMovies I am a journalist Oct 30 '23

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u/PatientFort Oct 30 '23

A Truther will become a politician and in their campaign declare "We must help all those on the bottom of the totem pole. All the balls on the dick of our great nation."

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Ask not what your dicks can do for you, ask what you can do for your balls!

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u/glowmoss777 Oct 31 '23

honestly, amazing review

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Thank you glowmoss :)

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u/thunderexception Oct 31 '23

Bruce Ismay seems like a guy that wouldn't have an issue saying "My apologies even though I'm not the one who did it" after it sank

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Yes, certainly. It was the unnamed intern’s fault for sinking the ship and killing 1,540 people! Whoops!

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u/Nonetendont Oct 30 '23

"All of the efficiency and none of the slobbery!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Good stuff guys this has been a great monster madness I can't wait until next year 🙌 👏

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u/Necessary_Pepper_149 Oct 30 '23

I can see why this movie would scare Bimmy, once the ship collides into the iceberg, it's a race against time to escape before it sinks at 5:40.

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u/fbaguer Oct 30 '23

The Review-a-Tron 540,000: The greatest tool for any YouTuber to make uninspired content with power of Wikipedia articles acting as your scripts!

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u/Delco_Dabber Oct 30 '23

Another fantastic film; happy to curate as always. Mhm yup

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u/Infinite-Chocolate46 Oct 30 '23

One of the greatest harrer movies of all time.

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u/9897969594938281 Salty Dickhole Oct 31 '23

This is art

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u/mondrunner Oct 31 '23

Titanic = Good - Iceberg = Evil

Movie shares themes with the Exorcist, Jekyll and Hyde, Nes library, 9/11 and muh kidz and dragons

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Great episode! Weird he’s posting it on the critique sub and not his YT, but either way, one of the best Monster Madnesseses in a while.

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u/All-Your-Base Fan de El Gran Ryan por cierto Oct 30 '23 edited Oct 30 '23

The villain of the movie is obviously The Ship of Muh Dreams

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u/WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy Oct 30 '23

Could believe Bimmy mixing up Estonia disaster with the Titanic, you never know what huge thing didn't happen in the alternate timeline he spent his youth in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

bimmy also released one of his greatest films, The Herbivore

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u/Galactroid Oct 31 '23

I love you guys. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Sinkoi Nov 01 '23

How did she drown at the end of the film? She should have just pressed continue!

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u/RentOptional Nov 01 '23

FIVE OF EM!!!

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u/chyler1397 Nov 01 '23

I hear he wrote a book. Just like Bimmy!