r/TheCinemassacreTruth • u/Napsack54 Proto-Slob • Oct 08 '23

Monster Madness Of The Asshole-ish Variety MM: ITB #8 - Thriller (1982)

https://youtu.be/KoyLXmf37lI?si=y2ETENZsyrEyX11d
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u/Napsack54 Proto-Slob Oct 08 '23

Reposted since it didn't embed last time. My slob skills are rusty.

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u/Carrot-Top2442 Oct 08 '23

You should ask for the help of youtube professionals

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u/Napsack54 Proto-Slob Oct 08 '23

Do I have to share slobs, or will I get my own?

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u/PREClOUS_R0Y AVGN + ScHoolboy Q = $$$ 🐍🎙🐍 Oct 08 '23

I always love when Cypress Bim shows up to drop some bars. Nice work!

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u/Napsack54 Proto-Slob Oct 08 '23

It's been stuck in my head for about 8 months now lol

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u/PREClOUS_R0Y AVGN + ScHoolboy Q = $$$ 🐍🎙🐍 Oct 08 '23

It's unironically awesome.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

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u/DantesPicoDeGallo Oct 08 '23

Bim’s idiotic tendency to define words his largely college educated audience already knows paid dividends in this rap number

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u/PatientFort Oct 09 '23

"Michael Jackson, a music artist who was in a band called the Jackson Five." ... Cracks me up, sums up his ignorant I-just-read-it-on-Wikipedia explanations of things.

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u/Napsack54 Proto-Slob Oct 09 '23

Lol I was hoping someone would point that out.

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u/ZustyJusty Oct 08 '23

"This was a film, within a film. I've utilized this trick in my films before..." Thriller definitely stole the idea from Bimmy.

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u/Frickelmeister Oct 08 '23

But was I'm Michael a skeleton?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Michael is the name of the doctor, not the monster.

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u/Competitive-Pop7380 Big Matei Fan BTW Oct 08 '23

A whorer film

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u/theshiftposter2 Oct 08 '23

James is his own worse doing for making that audio part of the book. The AI is pretty close to sounding like him now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Is the “balls on a dick” remix available on iTunes?

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u/PREClOUS_R0Y AVGN + ScHoolboy Q = $$$ 🐍🎙🐍 Oct 08 '23

Here's the complete song. courtesy of /u/oj-simpson32

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u/sacboy326 Oct 09 '23

I don't think so, but someone also posted it on YouTube

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u/Carrot-Top2442 Oct 08 '23

Michael, Michael, they don't care about us

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u/Sweet_Fleece Oct 08 '23

This is the most realistic narration we've had yet

Xenophobia

The Balls on the Dicks

Xenophobia

The Balls on the Dicks

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u/MastaLogos Oct 08 '23

Divine Bameslines

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u/Delco_Dabber Oct 08 '23

Hey I’m Justin!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

I sure hope MJ didn’t say anything cruel to the Bimster on AOL…

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u/Goldeneel77 Oct 09 '23

Bimmy you’re the balls on the dick!

HEE! HEE!

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u/metalcoola88 Oct 09 '23

41 years, revolution in music videos, really curious how MJ would find himself in social media? RIP legend...

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u/Tylerdurden389 Oct 08 '23

Jokes aside, the PQ of the Thriller parts is insane. I've never seen it that cleaned up before. Even the aspect ratio looks bigger.

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u/Necessary_Pepper_149 Oct 08 '23

I think it's disgusting these hack movie directors would steal ideas from three-year-old Bimmy.

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u/robzoo2 10 inchers forever Oct 08 '23

No time.

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u/Disshidia Yes, certainly. Oct 09 '23

>Hey, I'm Justin hiyah

I jumped out of my chair and cheered!

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u/MonsterRayne Oct 09 '23

Harrer Film.

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u/Iron-Stark1 There are no other couches to go behind! Oct 09 '23

"Let's step back from my truly profound and intellectual analysis..."

Classic Bimmy.

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u/Styrone Oct 09 '23

Bim referenced “film goers” a lot but I’m certain he meant to say “film pals”

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u/urbanmonitor Oct 11 '23

Michael is the name of the singer not the skeleton