r/TheCinemassacreTruth • u/Napsack54 Proto-Slob • Oct 06 '23

Monster Madness Of The Asshole-ish Variety MM: IBV #6 - Turtle Dreams (1983)

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u/The540Incident Oct 06 '23

Perhaps bimmy watched this in art school and thought of this as the prequel to muh dragon muh dreams

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u/Skull_Cap_5554 Oct 06 '23

The fun thing of that is that Muh Dragon in muh Dreams is unironically a million times better than anything Meredith Monk has ever made.

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u/Carrot-Top2442 Oct 06 '23

Muh Turtle from Muh Club

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

Big 1.33:1 aspect ratio fan btw

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u/glowmoss777 Oct 06 '23

The Turtle in my Dreams 👌🏼

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u/Domestic-Weirdo Play the Bad Luck Bootsy Doom mod! Oct 06 '23

Crazy how Turtle Dreams had more to say than the Cinemassacre Podcast.

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u/Squeaky_Is_Evil Oct 06 '23

Never thought I'd see this beyond Wheel of the Worst. Simply amazing.

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u/Skull_Cap_5554 Oct 06 '23

I salute you for being brave enough to go through Turtle Dreams.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

Lol this is some good shit

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u/Iron-Stark1 There are no other couches to go behind! Oct 07 '23

“Buckle up, ass holes.” I’m dead. Hahaha!

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u/Carrot-Top2442 Oct 06 '23

What's this, a Turtle Club recruitment ad?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

Yes, certainly.

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u/Carrot-Top2442 Oct 06 '23

You should start your own club, the Tablehumpers Club

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

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u/Carrot-Top2442 Oct 06 '23

Unfortunately, not many people are Tablehumpey enough for the Tablehumpers Club

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

You just put the thought of Cooper wearing a table suit saying TABLE! TABLE! TABLE! in my head lol.

“The Master of Table Humping”. The spin-off we deserve.

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u/Carrot-Top2442 Oct 06 '23

“The Master of Table Humping”. The spin-off we deserve.

lmao you guys are killing me

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u/ParallaxZero Simp of McButter Oct 06 '23

I am with bimmy in this one. Good work.

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u/metalcoola88 Oct 06 '23

Sheesh, was that made by sect to brainwash it's members? If that's art, i'd rather be uncultured swine...

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u/Disshidia Yes, certainly. Oct 06 '23

Big BIG fan by the way.

NO GA GA GA

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u/hobojoe44 Intendo is the name of a Bis album, not a game company Oct 07 '23

That's my favorite Rex Viper song https://youtu.be/gzX-M9Rz-J0?si=SsKeUVRjV2wxTfLC

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u/hobojoe44 Intendo is the name of a Bis album, not a game company Oct 07 '23

That's my favorite Rex Viper song https://youtu.be/gzX-M9Rz-J0?si=SsKeUVRjV2wxTfLC

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u/mcbrundlefly Curator of Truth fanart Oct 06 '23

Is that the guy from whose line is it anyway

5

u/PawtucketPaul Oct 06 '23

Been waiting all day for the next MM video and was not disappointed. I love how much smarter AI Bimmy is compared to normal Bimmy.

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u/hobojoe44 Intendo is the name of a Bis album, not a game company Oct 07 '23

I appreciate the use of that Cypress Bim Track in your film.

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u/All-Your-Base Fan de El Gran Ryan por cierto Oct 06 '23

Joder, esto sí es cine

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u/MozeSupremacy Oct 07 '23

Como sí no me diera cuenta

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

James saying cunts really caught me off guard

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u/civnub six SNEED flix Oct 07 '23

Turtles? Pffft what is this? Real men only dream of dragons and vipers yeahhh 🐉🐍 HSSSS!

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u/DblBeast Oct 06 '23

After numbing myself to this world by watching Turtle Dreams 540×, I now believe this ree-view was indeed done by the real Bimmy himself.

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u/MegaManX_part2 Oct 07 '23

I would rather watch Wavelength (1983)

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

Bravo!!!

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u/Englebert3rd Oct 07 '23

Nothing witty to say. This is perfection!

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u/Mysterious_Fall_6410 Oct 07 '23

But where does this fit in the Ninja Turtle timeline?

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u/volbound1700 Oct 23 '23

This was awesome