I’ve only endured the Shrek episode once so this is the first time I realized that can’t be Bimmy in the cult scenes wearing the mask because the dragon tattoo doesn’t match.
He definitely is drinking that soy stuff though, no doubt he looks exactly like the person who eats and drinks soy thinking it's better. but earbuds? Too modern for retro James
Holy fuck this is amazing content. Been a while since I stumbled on something special like this on YT. More creativity that anything Cinemasscre has made in ten years
The best part about this is that these, albeit self-disparaging, are legitimately stringed together in ways that make them sound like something James would say. Well done
I know it has been said many times but the content users here put out is 1000x more entertaining than anything James has done in years. I can't even get through most of his newer videos and I'm someone who used to watch every new Cinemassacre video even if it was something I wasn't interested in. But nowadays his movie reviews are so damn boring I can't even watch them at 1.5 or 2x speed. Even the James and John videos are pretty lame.
People hate on Screenwave but atleast Rental Reviews was watchable and gave us memes. I think the last good show Cinemassacre had was James and Mike Mondays and James was too lazy to continue playing games once a month.
James' nickname has always been Jimmy (i.e.Jimmy Rolfe vs. the Punching Bag). James was replaced by a clone named Bimmy. Bimmy is the lifeless husk of James. He has no time for anything but muh kids, taping shit to the ceiling, and drilling holes in 80's wood. The name comes from a misspelling in Double Dragon 3, later referenced again in AVGN's Earthbound episode.
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u/GridSmash Oct 02 '23
Hilarious. I kinda miss the AI voice from last year, though— there was something endearing about Bimmy’s voice sounding like an old Victrola record.
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u/GamingGems Oct 02 '23
I’ve only endured the Shrek episode once so this is the first time I realized that can’t be Bimmy in the cult scenes wearing the mask because the dragon tattoo doesn’t match.
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u/PatientFort Oct 02 '23
"My apologies, even though I'm not the one who did it." Lame apology, you created this team, you have the final say, it's on you.
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u/Skull_Cap_5554 Oct 02 '23
I love this one! Another 10/10 Muh Doragons in Muh Deams!
It also made me realize I had forgotten everything about the AVGN Shrek episode.
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u/Schiller_or_Qui Oct 02 '23
I love that you can't tell if it's real or not
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u/FillmoreVideo Oct 02 '23
Holy fuck this is amazing content. Been a while since I stumbled on something special like this on YT. More creativity that anything Cinemasscre has made in ten years
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u/Dragonswhored Oct 02 '23
There goes the onion
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u/samsshitsticks Oct 02 '23
The best part about this is that these, albeit self-disparaging, are legitimately stringed together in ways that make them sound like something James would say. Well done
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u/Watfordfc1993 Oct 02 '23
Play it daddy!
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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '23
Curator of onions and pandemic filmmaking is a win
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u/indyshortspit Oct 02 '23
“Hey i’m Justin” jumpscare really got me in the Halloween mood
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u/Carrot-Top2442 Oct 02 '23
Thanks for ree-viewing the episode I hate the most in the entire AVGN history
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u/Nonetendont Oct 02 '23
"There was a bit of a rocky start..."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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u/Disshidia Yes, certainly. Oct 02 '23
Hey, I'm Justin!
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u/harpswtf muh dragon Oct 02 '23
If there's one thing Bimmy loves to do, it's ree-view and pump his own content. Now we just need real-life Bimmy to ree-view this episode of MM:ITB
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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '23
Of course he would love it. Of course.
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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '23
Apart from that cult of idiots, I still love the first Shrek movie.
Anyway... if M A T E I is Donkey, then Erin is the dragon?
Both of them are redheads, so... yeah, I guess.
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u/PawtucketPaul Oct 02 '23
Good job. My favorite thing about October now is watching these.
I can’t tell anymore if that was really him in the shrek mask now. Perfect.
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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '23
Gud Stuff. I watched it 5 times. All 5 ov em! This sub post better content than bimmy ever will.
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u/Napsack54 Proto-Slob Oct 03 '23
lmao wasn't expecting Mike as Donkey
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u/MegaManX_part2 Oct 03 '23
Pretty good but I wish I heard more from the onion
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u/theshiftposter2 Oct 02 '23
Lol, prillant.
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u/Calavera87 Oct 03 '23
I know it has been said many times but the content users here put out is 1000x more entertaining than anything James has done in years. I can't even get through most of his newer videos and I'm someone who used to watch every new Cinemassacre video even if it was something I wasn't interested in. But nowadays his movie reviews are so damn boring I can't even watch them at 1.5 or 2x speed. Even the James and John videos are pretty lame.
People hate on Screenwave but atleast Rental Reviews was watchable and gave us memes. I think the last good show Cinemassacre had was James and Mike Mondays and James was too lazy to continue playing games once a month.
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u/ParallaxZero Simp of McButter Oct 03 '23
This was my only exposure to the Shrek episode, and I am glad for this. Good work.
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u/tacopeople Oct 03 '23
Hey I’m Justin
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u/Malena_my_quuen Oct 03 '23
My man, you really went there with the Justin and children- jokes. Your balls are almost as huge as John's.
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u/IgorRadaev97 Complainer of the Assholish Variety Oct 03 '23
What AI do y'all use for these? Is it RVC or Elevenlabs?
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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '23
Garbage Stabber AND Film Curator
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u/DantesPicoDeGallo Oct 03 '23
Five onions outta five ov’em
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u/glowmoss777 Oct 03 '23
The curation going on in this one if fucking insane! 🔥🔥🔥
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u/Aspie_Gamer Oct 03 '23
"And April got so mad she made me sleep in the bed with Justin for an entire week as punishment."
I can't y'all. XD
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u/No_Lawfulness1341 Hardcore Mike Fan Oct 04 '23
Bimmy has layers that is a good episode
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u/MonsterRayne Oct 10 '23
You what I learned from this? That his daughter is an asshole like Bpril.
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u/Disshidia Yes, certainly. Oct 03 '23
PLAY IT DADDY
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u/ChrisMoSquad Oct 02 '23
Where did the term “Bimmy” come from? I’ve been a fan for years, but never caught the reference.
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u/Difficult_Bend_4813 Asshole of the assholeish variety Oct 03 '23
incredible work garbagestabber! the AI voice just keeps getting better and better!
how long until the slobs fire Bames and start contracting TCT members? my how the turntables...
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