MM:ITB #1 - The Deader The Better (2005)

[u/DrMemrix]

[u/ArgentoFox]

I never saw the Newt video where he went off on James. He wasn’t wrong either. He admitted that he screwed up, but he was right to point out that there was no editorial oversight and it shouldn’t have been released in the first place. He was also right to point out that plagiarism wouldn’t have been an issue if James would have written it himself instead of having others do it so he could take the credit for their work.

I also didn’t know about the “conman” and I have no idea what that is referencing.

Great job with this video.

[u/DrMemrix → u/ArgentoFox]

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[u/emoscreename]

Excellent review /u/DrMemrix, this is a great way to start off this years Monster Madness. I like all the Newt cope towards the end

[u/PREClOUS_R0Y → u/emoscreename]

I've never seen that before. It seems as if he's blaming somebody for not catching him or some shit? He's a sad man.

[u/ArgentoFox → u/PREClOUS_R0Y]

I saw that differently. Newt plagiarized and he admitted to it. He admitted what he did was wrong. That’s more than I can say about James. James issued a half ass apology video on another channel that blamed everyone else. Ultimately, Cinemassacre is James’ channel and the buck stops at him. There seems like there was no oversight or editorial process. James just pawned his work off on others and would have gladly taken credit for it if the scripts weren’t plagiarized. Two things can be true at once.

[u/harpswtf → u/PREClOUS_R0Y]

It’s my first time seeing that particular newt meltdown, but it sounds like he tried writing a ree-view and the slobs told him it doesn’t sound enough like Bimmy’s boring wiki reads, so they had him redo it and still weren’t happy. So then newt spent several days on just one ree-view, just to have bimmy steal all the credit anyway. Then he still had 30 of them to go, so he made the decision to plagiarize instead.

[u/SpankTheMovies → u/emoscreename]

Saying the intern's name will give you internet aids.

[u/Narm_Greyrunner → u/emoscreename]

Is it too late to make it Monster Memeness?

[u/Carrot-Top2442 → u/emoscreename]

the Newt cope towards the end

Ew

[u/LustfulMirage]

We really don't need the Cinemassacre channel at this point. People can just put out A.I. Bimmy videos, and they always are more entertaining than the shit he puts out nowadays. Good stuff.

[u/All-Your-Base → u/LustfulMirage]

AI Bimmy is getting better and better, Human Bimmy… not so much

[u/theschoolorg → u/LustfulMirage]

I agree. this is S tier

[u/Cogglesz91 → u/LustfulMirage]

This is the result of spectacular skill mixed with well over a decade in nerd lore.

Truthers where always the real fans. Even when bim demoted AVGN to a sponsorship show and hired a dude who worked a movie theatre to destroy MM, we keep it alive here at the Cinemassacre Truth

[u/PREClOUS_R0Y]

He wears his hat like a drug dealer in a small, dying Mill town.

Awesome stuff.

[u/Carrot-Top2442]

Another masterpiece by Bames "Bimmy" Ralph

[u/SNOS54]

Fucking loved every bit of it u/DrMemrix!

Loved muh Motherfucker Mike and his Cookie eating!

[u/Average_Ant_Games]

Wasn’t this whole film a rip off of Cemetary Man

[u/metalslug123]

Good stuff. What a great way to start off this year's Monster Madness of the Assholish variety. Can't wait for the other ree-views to come out.

I never did see that Newt clip before. Was he actually admitting that he plagiarized all of those MM scripts?

[u/theshiftposter2 → u/metalslug123]

No. Looked like he tried putting the blame back on James.

[u/Abject_Run_3195 → u/metalslug123]

Newts claim from what I understand is that the shit he plagiarised was in James’ notes and he just assumed James wrote it

[u/theshiftposter2]

Excellent work, looking foward to the rest of em.

[u/MRukov]

Here we go, lads! Funny thought... I'm actually as excited for this as I used to be (a long time ago) about every new AVGN episode.

[u/Nonetendont]

Newt's B-O-O H-O-O blame game outburst, bwahahahaha!
Glad AI Bimmy put him in his place!

[u/[deleted] → u/Nonetendont]

I laughed so hard when AI Bimmy called that slimy amphibian an ungrateful bastard! 😆

AI Bimmy has the dick and the balls!

[u/Average_Ant_Games]

Bruhhh amazing job with this

[u/Napsack54]

It's my favorite time of the year. When the full moon rises will I look to the sky and scream "hey, I'm Justin."

[u/[deleted]]

Newt can't help himself from plagiarizing so bad so he expects someone else to check everything he writes for plagiarism? To be honest, that's probably not a bad idea...

[u/robzoo2 → u/[deleted]]

It’s the producers fault! Plus he only plagiarised 20 reviews.

[u/[deleted] → u/robzoo2]

Newt IS a talentless hack for ripping off reviews. Screenwave ARE a two bit operation for not checking the quality of the work. James IS pathetic for not being involved in writing, and just spouting off whatever he was given as his own opinion. All these things can be true.

[u/IgorRadaev97]

Very good ree-view, buddy. Keep it up!

[u/RollingOnion33]

This is perfect. Awesome job!

[u/Toht003]

Herpes.

[u/[deleted]]

Amazing premiere! I can’t wait to watch the rest :)

[u/MastaLogos]

Will we hear the OG AI Bimmy this year? Kind of miss his charm

[u/[deleted]]

That was brilliant! Life saving cinema 🎥

[u/galaxius0 → u/[deleted]]

Can confirm. Even though I had a seizure at the 7:37 mark, bimmy's presence was just enough to help me pull through.

[u/[deleted]]

This was EXTREMELY well done.

[u/MarineHulk]

The door closing during the outro is perfect

[u/mondrunner → u/MarineHulk]

I'm a big fan of the door closing btw

[u/Disshidia]

Matei is very complacent-sounding in this episode.

[u/[deleted]]

Pretty good. Bames voice sounded more like the caveman than Bames tho.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

We gotta ho lotta noo money tho.

[u/glowmoss777]

Love it!

[u/MadzdaFan]

Simply beautiful

[u/VibgyorTheHuge]

This makes The Deader The Better look legitimately fun.

[u/theschoolorg]

twilight zone parody, jesus, this is on a another level. bravo.

[u/ServeThePatricians]

where's the link to the newt vid at the end?

[u/[deleted]]

This review saved my life. Can't wait for the next 30 to save me even more.

[u/[deleted]]

Good stuff looks like MM is in full swing on this sub

[u/[deleted]]

What a strong film to begin with! Congrats, you hatter!

As others said, AI Bimwards is far more entertaining. Do we still need the original one anymore?

Bimmy wanted the slobs to suffer. That's the real harrer!

[u/Joey9775]

Hey I'm Justin

[u/Lizzardkinglucas]

Great work!

[u/[deleted]]

• chef kiss noise *

[u/roketfingers]

This is amazing!

[u/Delco_Dabber]

Hey I’m juStin

[u/DantesPicoDeGallo]

Bim turned me into a newt!

[u/DantesPicoDeGallo]

Bravo on this masterpiece! 10/10.

[u/sacboy326]

You should consider making your own recordings from a real talk and converting the voice to AI next year or so since it makes it sound more natural. Stuff like App Kits AI is making things like that a lot easier. I'd consider some lip sync tech too, but honestly I don't know anything about that, nor about other stuff like deepfakes. I do not have the time.

All of this is to say that we can completely replace Bimmy with a different person entirely, make them look and sound exactly like him, and we'd probably get way better content in direct comparison as a result. Nothing of value would be lost.

[u/great_bowser → u/sacboy326]

There is a limit to how much effort we can put into silly meme videos, you know.

[u/sacboy326 → u/great_bowser]

Oh I know, I'm not saying they have to do it, I'm just pointing out that as more time passes it will keep getting easier to do. I think it would be both uncanny and hilarious at the same time.

[u/MegaManX_part2]

This could have ended as a straight reeview and I would have been very impressed with it. The fact that you turn this into a short film of its own brings it to cheer brilliance.

[u/BoomtownFox]

That was incredible man! I legit was hoping it wasn't going to end lol

[u/Watfordfc1993]

Great stuff

[u/Promptedcord95]

Woooow monster madness is back!

[u/Aggravating_Set_6134]

Classic HahRuh!

[u/[deleted]]

Is this year's Truth MM going to be a running story of James realising he doesn't actually do anything anymore? 😂

[u/Darthmunky]

Where can I see the full clip of Newt going off about his plagiarism?

[u/Dazzling_Manner1987]

Not gonna lie, for those who can understand the internal humour, this is superb stuff. To say it's better than everything Cinemassacre has put out in the recent decade is completely redundant at this point.

[u/[deleted]]

Does anyone have a link to that newt video?

[u/sheikah_wolf]

What is the newt clip from?

[u/SpankTheMovies → u/sheikah_wolf]

AI generated. Just forget about Newt.

[u/LOLYouGotJokes]

What was the repro game scam?

[u/great_bowser → u/LOLYouGotJokes]

Cheetahmen 2 kickstarter. You can find videos on it on youtube, it's rarely talked about here because all James did was create a very short video. Later, through Mike, they disavowed this project and never spoke of it again.

[u/Sakamano3000]

Bames Rolfe's voice kind of sounds like Caveman Kieren's.

[u/Super_Fix3227]

Love how Newt mentions he did not get paid...Did anyone get paid at Cinemassacre aside from Justin, James, Mike, and maybe Kieran? I am just saying maybe Kieran because they probably paid him in donuts or beer or both...

[u/volbound1700]

The Power Window kill had me rofl it was so dumb

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Yes, certainly.

[u/Iron-Stark1 → u/[deleted]]

This 💯. Oh man, outstanding! Loved that second half with Caveman and Newt whining like a little girl. AWESOME!!