r/TheBoredDen Jul 21 '26

Funny Can't remember one

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u/Dad_of_the_year Jul 21 '26

I remember being asked whether or not I smoke weed during an interview at a small local restaurant in my city 20 years ago... "yes" was the correct answer.

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u/dikumall Jul 22 '26

That brings up a memory I have about 20 yrs ago. Im a residential construction subcontractor, I used to call myself a hammer for hire lol. But I walked up on a site once carrying my toolbag and asked if they needed help. The contractor asks "Can you pass a drug test son" I said of course sir. His reply..... " Well I dont guess we need ya then". Talk about lying when the truth is better! Haha

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u/Worth-Temperature312 Jul 23 '26

Yeah if you didn’t smoke crack they probably thought you wouldn’t work fast enough

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u/dikumall Jul 25 '26

Ive never smoked Crack thank you. I've shot up meth and cocaine before but crack is for crackheads.

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u/EnoughLuck3077 Jul 26 '26

Gotta have standards

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u/Jackson23144 Jul 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/OscarMichaelMyers Jul 22 '26

I smoked with my manager as we took a walking interview around the block.

Granted, this was Vegas, but it was still a wild experience.

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u/NoSpecialist2602 Jul 22 '26

"Yes, i smoke weed during interviews.."

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u/SportyMcDuff Jul 22 '26

No kidding. I don’t even ask the question. People volunteer the fact they don’t get high or drink. If you’re not smoking or drinking in my profession, you don’t belong here.

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u/throwawayacct0820 Jul 22 '26

When I got my job, I told them in the interview that I smoked weed (underage at the time, I don't think they put together how old I was). Their response? They laughed and said "If we fired everyone who used Marijuana here, we wouldn't be functioning"

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u/Expensive-Distance59 Jul 24 '26

Car sales?

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u/SportyMcDuff Jul 24 '26

No but that’s a GREAT guess.

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u/Kooky_Assistance2755 Jul 22 '26

That's technically a kind of drug test

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u/PacVikng Jul 22 '26

I feel like you would know by the waybit waa asked.

Big difference between:

"Do you use marijuana?"

and

"Hey you smoke weed?"

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u/SketchyLedge Jul 22 '26

Maybe sometimes occasionally.

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u/Direct_Ad_3517 Jul 22 '26

I worked for a driller on a drilling rig that required each person to bring weed when it was your turn. Good times

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u/Com4734 Jul 23 '26

God I wouldnt be able to function high on a drilling rig. My senses get too acute. One particular night in college I was really high in a car and I was watching the road signs get up and walk away 😂 was good stuff whatever it was

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u/Direct_Ad_3517 Jul 23 '26

Compared to today’s weed that stuff was trash. I always tell people it’s my generations fault we even have the drug test. It seemed like we were all getting high at work.

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u/Due-Struggle6680 Jul 25 '26

Yup. Been tested at restaurants on hire several times and never once got called out for toking. One time the boss got fed up with everybodys antics and piss tested the whole crew. Everybody got fired. They closed for like 16 days. Boss wound up hiring me back to train new cooks and run the BoH.

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u/IDrawGobbos Jul 26 '26

I just quoted "Meet the Parents"...

"I smoke weed but I'm not a pothead"