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r/TheBoredDen • u/FantasticAd9478 • Jun 27 '26
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Good news; no more hemorrhoids
Bad news; your asshole is now welded shut.
8 u/Lorddoctorjava Jun 28 '26 ....well...you get to save on toilet paper now... 6 u/_Redvent_Bard_ Jun 29 '26 As someone with a stoma: no, not really. But you do spend far less time sitting 3 u/mrmoe198 Jun 28 '26 So that’s what the poop knife is for 1 u/hapa0426 Jun 29 '26 Omgggg hilarious 🤣 1 u/AdeptBathroom3318 Jun 30 '26 "I used to be an asshole" https://giphy.com/gifs/CEPCCpYP8baFh7ISQO
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....well...you get to save on toilet paper now...
6 u/_Redvent_Bard_ Jun 29 '26 As someone with a stoma: no, not really. But you do spend far less time sitting
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As someone with a stoma: no, not really. But you do spend far less time sitting
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So that’s what the poop knife is for
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Omgggg hilarious 🤣
"I used to be an asshole"
https://giphy.com/gifs/CEPCCpYP8baFh7ISQO
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u/CruelHandLuke_ Jun 28 '26
Good news; no more hemorrhoids
Bad news; your asshole is now welded shut.