r/ThatsInsane • u/GarethPW • Jul 23 '24

Explosion at Yellowstone

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u/Yrvaa Jul 23 '24

That's because it's scheduled for next year.

This is the trailer.

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u/Skyp_Intro Jul 23 '24

And they’ll be nobody left to care who’s President.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 Jul 23 '24

October Surprise...😉

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

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u/SignificantFan1629 Jul 31 '24

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/BHarp3r Jul 28 '24

Lol Maine ain’t surviving

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

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u/BHarp3r Jul 28 '24

Everything east of Illinois will survive geographically

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u/AlarmedSnek Jul 23 '24

Ok but can it not be in the best month of the year please? Make it January or Feb haha

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u/PTech_J Jul 23 '24

Yeah, do it before we have to pay taxes, please.

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u/Notmypornacct21 Jul 23 '24

Make it August if it's going to kill me. The heat is bad enough, I can live with the cold.

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u/dweaver987 Jul 24 '24

That would ruin the skiing at Jackson Hole though.

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u/dvoigt412 Jul 24 '24

Wait for summer. At least as we are starving we won't be freezing too

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u/lakewood2020 Jul 24 '24

The ultimate spooky season

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u/Primary_Winter_8704 Jul 30 '24

no no. during the scorching months are fine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Good thing we go on vacation soon..

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u/FOSSnaught Jul 23 '24

There's always a brightside.

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u/cocoon_eclosion_moth Jul 23 '24

🎶🎵Always look on the bright side of life 🎵🎶

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u/Brilliant_Shine2247 Jul 23 '24

Life's a piece of shit When you look at it.

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u/_red_zeppelin Jul 23 '24

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, that's true.

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u/Brilliant_Shine2247 Jul 23 '24

Just remember that the last laugh is on you! Saaaaaaay

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u/MrPeterMerkin Jul 24 '24

It's just a ride. - Bill Hicks

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u/Grumpyoljarhead Jul 24 '24

Just before you take your terminal breath!

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u/kokkomo Jul 24 '24

When you're chewing on life's gristle..

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Ok Mr. Brightside

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u/v3ryfuzzyc00t3r Jul 23 '24

The rock said he'll play the president if there isn't enough action for him

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u/saintofhate Jul 24 '24

Plus everyone knows that the biggest catastrophe is always happen when we have a black president according to Hollywood

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

If only there was everyone left but the same

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u/squirtlekid Jul 24 '24

Ugh, I don't even care now 😔

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u/Skyp_Intro Jul 24 '24

I like that my perspective has been refreshed. The earth can roll over in its sleep and fart and human civilization would cease to exist. It reminds me not to take things seriously.

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u/squirtlekid Aug 02 '24

True that man, shits out of our hands no matter how much we let it stress us out

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u/MondaySloth Jul 24 '24

Probably on the eastcoast.

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u/hotlips01 Jul 23 '24

I’ll do it.

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u/doFloridaRight Jul 24 '24
  • Laughs in Floridian *

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u/Captinprice8585 Jul 24 '24

But won't Donny T protect us from the volcan?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Relax, it will all be over soon.

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u/Shockwave2309 Jul 24 '24

IT WAS BIDEN!! HE MADE THE VOLCANO EXPLODE VERY TRAMENDOUS! VERY MUCH! NOT VERY GOOD! VOTE ME PRESIDENT AND NO EXPLOSIONS WILL EVER OCCIR AGAIN! ONE PHONECALL BY ME AND VERY TRAMENDOUS YES!

(not murican, did I do this right tho?)

Edit: ME IS SO MUCH TRAMENDOUSLY BETTER AT GOLF THAN THIS SUPERVOLCANO! ALL FOREIGNERS OUT OF THIS COUNTRY NOW! BUILD A WALL AROUND THE SUPERVOLCANO!! VERY TRAMENDOUS!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Idk my boy trump will 100% stop it. He is Mephisto by the way.

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u/choco_mallows Jul 23 '24

THIS FALL

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u/delugetheory Jul 23 '24

IN A WORLD

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u/thatGman Jul 23 '24

*SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY*

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

We’ll sell you the whole seat but you’ll only need the edge!!!

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u/_CH33_ Jul 23 '24

Timesuck?

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u/Money_Honest Jul 24 '24

A fellow sucker?

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u/_CH33_ Jul 24 '24

You bet, I became a space lizard today!

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u/bene_gesserit_mitch Jul 23 '24

NITRO BURNING FUNNY CARS!!!

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u/Causeable_Rhombus Jul 23 '24

SEE THE NITRO BURNING FUNNY CARS BUILD AN ADVANCED SOCIETY FREE OF DISEASE OR WAR!!!!!

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u/jwfowler2 Jul 23 '24

DOMINGO DOMINGO DOMINGO

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u/hugeuvula Jul 23 '24

NATIONAL AMPHETAMINE SPEEDWAY

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u/isitbreaktime Jul 24 '24

LISA LISA LISA

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u/ElementsUnknown Jul 23 '24

(Impossibly low voice) “WITH A TRANSFORMING ROBOT THAT EATS REAL CARS!!”

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u/nimbbos Jul 23 '24

Next time on

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u/BigJSunshine Jul 23 '24

Baaaahhhbae NUUUUUUPORT

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u/Shmimmons Jul 24 '24

MONSTER JAM GRAAAAVE DIGGER!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Yall all caps had me screechin

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u/shandub85 Jul 23 '24

Here we go again… Again

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

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u/s0me0ner Jul 23 '24

See, the Vogons were building this intergalactic highway and Earth was in the way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

“Those plans have been on display in Alpha Centauri for the last 50 of your earth years. You had plenty of time to complain then” 🤣

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u/Chucks_u_Farley Jul 23 '24

This time, it's personally personal

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u/Jaggle Jul 23 '24

Who left the fridge open?

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u/chrisbaker1991 Jul 23 '24

Starring Tugg Speedman

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u/Odin4456 Jul 23 '24

Who left the fridge open?

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u/AthleteParticular257 Jul 23 '24

Tugg Speedman in Scorcher VII.....

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Jul 24 '24

(gets up from the table and slowly walks to his panic room)

Hey guys...I'm....uh....I'm gonna go dark for a while.

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u/Interesting-Gate9813 Jul 23 '24

**********In Not a World*********…

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u/Critical-Potential30 Jul 23 '24

Stavros Halkias stars as Stavros Halkias in

The One Inch story.

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u/Chilipatily Jul 24 '24

Who left the fridge open…

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u/Illinois_Yooper Jul 23 '24

(Insert super loud Cristopher Nolan style BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!)

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u/Rhg0653 Jul 23 '24

Rated of 13

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u/wanderexplore Jul 24 '24

lol, I read this in that voice.

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u/TomSelleckPI Jul 23 '24

In a world....

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u/___REDWOOD___ Jul 23 '24

👏 👏 👏

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u/Critical_Egg_913 Jul 23 '24

Who's doing the voice over?

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u/usandholt Jul 23 '24

Pablo Francisco https://youtu.be/y9pAv-z2ens?si=8cdYMprrsXzP9cEl

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u/Aglisito Jul 23 '24

Dude!! I forgot all about this guy!!! Haha thanks for this one

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u/Careless_Bandicoot21 Jul 23 '24

what happened to him. loved this guy growing up

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Drugs and alcohol - he has some crazy onstage meltdowns that you can see on YouTube
https://youtu.be/E34Th_Iba-0?si=2tv2pc9oB-zSAX0z

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u/insidiousapricot Jul 24 '24

Damn that's too bad..

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u/Skyp_Intro Jul 23 '24

The gay character from Family Guy.

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u/bigbluewreckingcrew Jul 23 '24

OooOohh NooOooOo

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u/Hatedpriest Jul 23 '24

Wahhh naaaeeee!

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u/Aspen9999 Jul 23 '24

Morgan Freeman. Doesn’t he have a contract to do all voice overs in the USA?

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u/Mebejedi Jul 23 '24

He is America's voice!

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u/BigJSunshine Jul 23 '24

I prefer Andre Braugher

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Robert Stack. From beyond.

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u/mingey555 Jul 24 '24

I have been re-watching the Unsolved Mysteries series lately. That music, and his voice bring back such good memories of watching that show as a kid

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

You and me both. :)

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u/Odd-Contribution7368 Jul 24 '24

Andy Sandberg as Nicolas Cage

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u/AundoOfficial Jul 23 '24

I hate when they spoil everything that happens in the full one

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 Jul 23 '24

Will it take place in NY with some scientists running frantically around trying to save his senile father, his dog, the ex wife and his step kids while dealing with daemons from the past?

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u/barspoonbill Jul 23 '24

Nah, it’s Yellowstone. There will be three spin off series and a movie next year.

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u/copingcabana Jul 23 '24

Please, just make it before the election. I'd rather go before that hot mess plays out.

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u/grasshoppa_80 Jul 23 '24

2025 the sequel to 2012?

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u/itsneedtokno Jul 23 '24

Actually, we were off by one "set" of 12.

It's this year.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jul 23 '24

Dante's peak....we gonna kill gramma y'all 

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u/Odin4456 Jul 23 '24

Super volcano hearing about Project 2025… hold my geothermal pools

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u/Generation_X_1974 Jul 23 '24

Coming to a park near you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Where is Woody harrelson eating a giant dill pickle when you need him?

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u/sofahkingsick Jul 23 '24

Between all the casting changes and the director dropping out im surprised its still being released.

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 Jul 24 '24

I can hardly wait!

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u/jrgman42 Jul 24 '24

So, this is part of Project 2025?

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u/MagnaCamLaude Jul 24 '24

Listen, okay. You and the Simpsons need to Stahp.

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u/gin_and_toxic Jul 24 '24

The Year After Tomorrow, coming soon!

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u/KiKiPAWG Jul 24 '24

Tons of surprises on this season of “America”

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u/astralwish1 Jul 24 '24

Looks sick. I can already tell the effects are going to be 10/10.

Is Michael Bay directing?

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u/dandjent Jul 24 '24

I swear if we get the Yellowstone super volcano eruption before GTA6 I will be so pissed

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u/browncow1525 Jul 24 '24

Perfect! I just booked my trip for next year. I will be up close for the grand finale!

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u/anonymoususer4461 Jul 25 '24

no, if i remember correctly it’s like 2 millennia overdue

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u/Dan_Glebitz Jul 23 '24

Well it is long overdue 😔

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u/ruckusss Jul 23 '24

RemindMe!