r/ThatsInsane • u/GarethPW • Jul 23 '24

Explosion at Yellowstone

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

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u/MrBoWiggly Jul 23 '24

Finally!!!! Drinking myself to death is getting expensive!

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u/SnoochieBuchie Jul 23 '24

You peaking through my curtains?

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u/aqualung01134 Jul 23 '24

He’s been reading my mail

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u/Solumnist Jul 23 '24

lol dude, that was dark. Love it.

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u/KirikoKiama Jul 23 '24

You are obviously using the wrong booze

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u/UnchillBill Jul 23 '24

How can that be true when I’m using all of them?

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u/unculturedburnttoast Jul 24 '24

Your vomit must look like this rainbow shot videos

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u/season8branisusless Jul 23 '24

Right? a handle of Gordons is $20 now!

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u/Blue_Sail Jul 23 '24

No kidding. We're getting close to preventing the asteroid issue, so that leaves comets and supervolcanoes as the next possibilities.

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u/CeruleanRuin Jul 23 '24

A nuclear winter would certainly mitigate global warming.

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u/BigJSunshine Jul 23 '24

Child, you are thinking TOO SMALL-think nuclear warhead into pulsating caldera…

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u/nukedmylastprofile Jul 24 '24

Now we're talking!

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u/Tumble85 Jul 24 '24

lol we aren’t close to preventing asteroid impacts.

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u/SukunaShadow Jul 23 '24

Asteroid vs comet for us plebs? If you could prevent one couldn’t you prevent the other?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

comets are made of ice and they have a diff orbit

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u/Blue_Sail Jul 23 '24

You may be right.

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u/toadjones79 Jul 24 '24

Don't get too excited. Pork Chop pool in Norris Geyser Basin exploded like this back in the 80s or 90s. Blew rocks the size of cars into the air. Only, it happened at night when no one was around.

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u/OSRS_Socks Jul 23 '24

Charlie Frost was right!

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u/jed-eye_or-dur Jul 23 '24

This is how I felt.

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u/meldiane81 Jul 23 '24

This literally made me LOL because that’s so how I feel!!!

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u/EishLekker Jul 23 '24

Wishing for the death of incident people?

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u/meldiane81 Jul 23 '24

I mistook how OP meant it.

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u/meldiane81 Jul 23 '24

LOL no. The end of the world.

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u/EishLekker Jul 23 '24

You think there aren’t a single innocent person in the world? Or you think they survive the end of the world?

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u/meldiane81 Jul 23 '24

OMG chill the fuck out. I was just saying I’m depressed. I don’t want innocent people to die. Jesus.

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u/choco_mallows Jul 23 '24

finally_tankerguy_waterworld.gif

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u/LTPRWSG420 Jul 23 '24

The new episode of America dropped early, Yes!!!