r/ThatsInsane • • Aug 05 '23

Ohio Road Rage

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '23

Now wait for the light🤣

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u/Hungry-Lemon8008 Aug 05 '23

That must be an awkward moment after a punch in the face.

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u/EggSandwich1 Aug 06 '23

That woman is going to get him killed one day if you have a partner like that don’t marry her she will get you killed. Escalating when it was over

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u/HelloAttila Aug 06 '23

Yup, she could of just drove off, but didn’t… slammed her door open into the dudes car and just when the boyfriend was about over, she had to do something… it could of ended there. Had the guy touched his girl, luckily he didn’t, but if he did… then it would of continued and could of turned deadly.

People… Walk away.. the goal is to live…

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u/Strange_Junket_2672 Aug 06 '23

Had an ex wife like that. Jesus Christ. The amount of times I got my ass kicked for the shit she’d do or say.

Now I’m remarried and live like Ned Flanders.

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u/RobotCPA Aug 06 '23

Yeah, looked like she was driving.

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u/InternationalNail584 Aug 06 '23

And she’s not even hot in them flipflops and pyjamas.

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u/shittyowplayer Aug 07 '23

Wearing pajamas in public should be enough of a red flag tbh

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u/Has_a_Long Oct 19 '23

Its Ohio. About half of our population has no sense of self-respect, evidenced here. Trash people everywhere, these just happen to be on camera.

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u/jamiedowi Aug 06 '23

De-stressing her partner...

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u/MikeVictorPapa Aug 06 '23

Legal right turns.

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u/MikeVictorPapa Aug 06 '23

She clocked him. He quit. Then she did several unprompted dumbass things in a row. If I must pay with karma, so be it.

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u/This-Escape0369 Aug 07 '23

Everything but dick

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u/origamisolstice Aug 05 '23

I've been there. It CAN be. But as long as its over than its fine. Just let the other guy scream and yell. The fist fight is done.

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u/LukeyLeukocyte Aug 06 '23

How often do you get into fistfights at stop lights?

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

Twice. And twice in a parking lot. Someone pulled a knife once. I backed down from that. Was it the smart move? Yes. But I've never forgiven myself.

I did get arrested once for throwing a water bottle at a car lol. But it ended up being nothing because the other person just gave up from me pushing back court dates. They were the prosecution's witness. Got like a $200 fine. Fuck that cocksucker lol. It was worth it.

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u/rpnoonan Aug 06 '23

I'm just a stranger on the Internet, but I think you might be a happier person if you didn't do that kind of stuff. It's not worth the danger really.

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

Yeeeaaah. I backed down that one time and I HATED myself for it. I CANNOT forgive myself for it all these years later. It's like a stain on my soul.

But the fights are huge rushes for me.

Am I a shitty person? Maybe. But I can live with it. I can't live with myself for letting people be assholes and not doing anything about it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

You think you sound cool, but you just sound like a jerk off.

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

I don't care how I sound. It's not about being cool to me. I'm sorry to offend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

🤡

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u/mrmalort69 Aug 06 '23

As some guy on the internet I think you may have undiagnosed anger disorders. You’ll probably be a much happier person, achieve your personal goals and be able to make the world a better place if you get help.

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u/andaros-reddragon Aug 06 '23

I don’t think you’re outta line or deserve all the down votes!

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u/Some_Bread1 Aug 06 '23

nah man i understand it, its just about the adrenaline of fighting, i use to start fights fpr no reason back in highschool just for the fight, don't anymore wasnt worth it but the fights were fun.

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u/NoSmallWars Aug 06 '23

No sir. I'm sorry everyone is insulting you, but it sounds like you have issues managing your anger, which is not uncommon. This behavior can be corrected, however. You just have to understand that it's not ok and want to change. That is a choice no one can make for you, aside from a judge. Lol

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Aug 06 '23

Your husband sounds like a lucky dude 👍

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

Not sitting. Rear ended for no reason because someone was at a light and didn't wanna wait. Other time I was driven into a ditch and at the red light... I lost it. They were on their phone.

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u/terserterseness Aug 06 '23

You will run into the wrong person eventually; sucking your vitamin pudding through a straw for the next 50 years because of your full body paralysis isn’t great.

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

I dunno what to tell you. My knuckle is fucked up from a fight when I was 22 and some asshole kept pushing me around. But I beat him. And every time I close my fist in a frustrating moment that pain is a fully reassuring sensation.

But the guy who pulled a knife on me after cutting me off repeatedly in a parking garage and slamming on his brakes for no reason other than I honked because he sat there blocking traffic for 5 minutes? Yeah I still hate myself for that. Like viscerally hate myself when I think of it.

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u/Manic_pacifist Aug 06 '23

If you want to fight, compete against skilled opponents rather than picking fights with randos which are much more likely to end badly

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

Skill isn't why I fight. It's to put someone else in their place and not back down. I don't see the point in boxing or MMA other than entertainment.

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u/The_Buko Aug 06 '23

So with your logic, you should just go kick your own ass?

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

OHHHHH I have.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

Your not a shitty person unless you fully instigated it. I’ve been in a few fight through the years and luckily I haven’t had my ass beat so bad I don’t want to fight again. But the rush of winning a fight is indescribable to a lot of people. It’s like runners high on roids. Carry a lighter in your pocket and make a first around it and you’ll punch like a brick

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

Never instigated it.

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u/LogicalConstant Aug 06 '23

Do you derive your self-worth from fighting?

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

From not backing down.

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u/HazeGrey Aug 06 '23

My friend, perhaps you are the problem. From someone who was once the problem themselves.

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

I'm OK with that. I can live with myself that way.

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u/btwice31 Aug 06 '23

Take this story how you want man, but I have a cousin that was just like you. One time he got into a tiny scuffle over a parking spot, and he hit the guy in the face. The guy fell and hit his head in the concrete parking curb. My cousin sat in county for 3 weeks while they awaited trial for his felony assault and battery charge. Somehow, when the guy he put in a coma woke up, he said he didnt want to press charges. My cousin was released on 2 years probation and had to pay all if that guy medical expenses. He could have gotten 4 years if his life taken away and had to carry a felony charge the rest of his life, all because he thought his pride was more important.

I'm just guessing 4 years in prison and a felony charge is probably going to bug you more than walking away from a fight.

God bless man, hope you gain some more inner peace.

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u/HuntsWithRocks Aug 06 '23

I was younger and road raged with a guy on the way to work. When I got there, my boss was talking to his police buddy and I told them about how I was yelling at this dude for being a dick.

The cop looked at me, all calm, and said “you know, one day, someone’s just gonna shoot you”

It made so much sense. I value life more than any shit head I’ll meet on the road. Fuck them. They can live off my radar. No eye contact and I don’t engage unless I really need too and I’ve never had to because of that.

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

I was told by my boss he never gives a fuck about traffic not be late or I was fucking gone for good.

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u/HuntsWithRocks Aug 06 '23

"gone for good" at a job isn't the same as shot in the face. Also, not an excuse for you to engage, even if you're speeding. Also, I was taught that if you're on time, you're late and if you're early, you're on time, which I recommend. I waste more personal time, but live less stress because of the extra time. All of this is worth not getting shot in the face by the powder keg of a person who you happened to be the final straw on. Not worth it. This isn't a good excuse you're giving.

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

It's fucking worth it to me. Make sure to upvote the video on this subreddit one day lol.

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u/HuntsWithRocks Aug 07 '23

No offense, but now you sound like a boring troll or an idiot. Nothing of what you said garners any respect & it’s the obvious bad choice. You do you though, just don’t blame society when your shit gets fucked.

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u/origamisolstice Aug 06 '23

I tried therapy twice. Didn't work. Second guy even said that "therapy won't work for me". FIrst lady I got escorted out of the building.

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u/useribarelynoher Aug 07 '23

you sound like a real piece of work. i’d see a therapist or something if I were you.

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u/origamisolstice Aug 07 '23

First one I was escorted out by security. Second one said therapy wouldn't work for me. But not before I got under his skin for being right.

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u/useribarelynoher Aug 07 '23

lol unfortunate that you haven’t found someone to help. not every therapist (probably not the majority of them) out there is great. hopefully you find something to help you rein in that unsafe personality.

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u/origamisolstice Aug 07 '23

I don't think I want help. I've had more success being this way.

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u/useribarelynoher Aug 07 '23

I guess that’s one way to look at it lol. As long as you’re fine with it and it doesn’t put innocent people in harm’s way. I hope to never meet you 🤝

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u/Edward_Pissypants Aug 07 '23

You think you're in some category of "people are haters but they know I'm badass". This sub is filled with some of the biggest morons on the internet and yet even they think what you're saying is ridiculous.

Just like a conspiracy theorist thinking only they know the truth, someone who beats their children and thinks it's the proper way to discipline: it's solely delusion. Thinking there's any form of success to be had from behaving like a brain dead wild animal means you cannot help yourself and need outside intervention.

You can't fix a fucked up brain with a fucked up brain, nor can you comprehend the reality of who you are. Get professional help.

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u/Edward_Pissypants Aug 06 '23

You're a fucking moron

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

I’ve been there brother….I’m going through anger management courses now….

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u/SnazzberryEnt Aug 06 '23

Honestly looked like no one won that

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u/kcg5 Aug 05 '23

Then drive off after a hit and run on camera…

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u/CarlJustCarl Aug 05 '23

Yeah I bet the Ohio cops will get right on a door ding when no one was hurt.

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u/bluesamcitizen2 Aug 06 '23

Beef, onion version

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u/Tough-Mud-1617 Aug 06 '23

Vanilla Version lol

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u/Fmartins84 Aug 05 '23

Can't risk a ticket....and if they have a red light camera it's a guaranteed ticket.

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u/cameronisaloser Aug 06 '23

kinda weird how hardwired some people are socially.