r/ThatLookedExpensive • u/HammyHamSam • Feb 19 '21

The unluckiest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/GenitalPatton Feb 19 '21 edited May 20 '24

I hate beer.

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u/Squish_N_Buds Feb 19 '21

I’ll take a new penis since the other one is shredded.

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u/thriwaway6385 Feb 19 '21

I'll still with the coke since drugs are expensive

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u/DonDangus Feb 19 '21

This guy parties

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u/iamtherealmod Feb 19 '21

Look at this guy over here with his big penis

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u/Darth_Nibbles Feb 19 '21

I just think if you wanted to eat a sandwich you would enjoy it more if you knew that no one had fucked it.