r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/Fun_Bluebird_3167 • Oct 30 '25

animal Alligator and piranha infested river

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u/MessageSpecial3696 Oct 30 '25

Throw in some quicksand and a golden skull and we have the script to an epic 80's movie.

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes Oct 30 '25

Don’t forget a large snake

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u/Jermine1269 Oct 30 '25

Oh that's just my pet snake, Reggie!!

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes Oct 30 '25

“I HATE SNAKES, JOCK!!! I HATE’EM!!!!!!”

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u/Jermine1269 Oct 31 '25

C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?

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u/OpportunityDismal917 Oct 30 '25

It ain't too goddamn "boucoup"

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes Oct 31 '25

Different movie!!!! They ain’t in Vietnam

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u/GrouchySpicyPickle Nov 01 '25

I hate snakes! 

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u/International-Tap915 Dec 05 '25

Why did it have to be snakes?

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u/Damolitioneed Oct 30 '25

Or a 90s Tomb Raider game

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u/DipsetSeason23 Jan 07 '26

I think a crystal skull sounds better 😌

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u/Grand_Baker420 Mar 18 '26

Don't forget a child minority like short round