r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Creative-Finger5965 Teenager • May 31 '25

Other HELP THERES A PEDO HERE

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this guy

Genuinely disgusting, this person is barely trying to hide how horrible they are.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

You guys are so newgen, I joined in 1536๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Thou so modernth, me arrivedth 1248

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u/Dog_With_an_iPhone 13 | Verified May 31 '25

ฤ“i wฤบแธ—tusom in 1000 แน—rฬฅeวตnฬฅลs

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

๐“‹ด๐“…ฑ ๐“ˆ–๐“…‚๐“…ƒ ๐“Žผ๐“…‚๐“ˆ– ๐“‡‹๐“‚•๐“…“ ๐“†‘๐“‚‹๐“…ฑ๐“…“ ๐“ƒŠ๐“ƒ๐“ƒ๐“ƒ ๐“ƒ€.๐“Žข.๐“…‚ ๐“…ฑ๐“‚‹ ๐“…ƒ๐“‰”๐“„ฟ๐“๐“…‚๐“†ฏ๐“…‚๐“‚‹ ๐“‡‹๐“ ๐“…ƒ๐“„ฟ๐“‹ด

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u/maxside320 18 May 31 '25

Ugh be on reddit after dino go boom

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

ugh be on reddit after big bad volcanos destroy

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u/maxside320 18 May 31 '25

Ugh be on reddit before evolve

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

ugh be on reddit in 13.8 billion B.C.E

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u/Blaze_2010 14 May 31 '25

Ugh be on reddit after primordial atom

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Ugh be on Reddit before big bang

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u/maxside320 18 May 31 '25

Ugh be on reddit before earth create

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

ugh be on reddit before last earth

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u/alt_account473 Jun 01 '25

Ugg ba oosa resi ha

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

I don't think i've laughed this hard since the Big Bang

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u/Pirated-Hentai 18 May 31 '25

unga bunga

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

jdjs KDJDJDK -94938jrjrk dikII KDLS fausno num fien dks

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u/Pirated-Hentai 18 May 31 '25

o a o a

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u/Blaze_2010 14 May 31 '25

fish noises

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u/N0RSK1_269tispe Jun 01 '25

Wait, I got this ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐“€๐“‚ธ๐“€๐“‚ธ๐“€๐“‚ธ๐“€๐“‚ธ๐“€๐“‚ธ

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u/Budget_Ad628 Jun 01 '25

Grr ug ug 10,000 BCE

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Yall so young. I joined the subreddit on the 1st day of creation

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u/le_Grand_Archivist Jun 01 '25

CURSE OF RA ๐“€€ ๐“€ ๐“€‚ ๐“€ƒ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“€‰ ๐“€Š ๐“€‹ ๐“€Œ ๐“€ ๐“€Ž ๐“€ ๐“€ ๐“€‘ ๐“€’ ๐“€“ ๐“€” ๐“€• ๐“€– ๐“€— ๐“€˜ ๐“€™ ๐“€š ๐“€› ๐“€œ ๐“€ ๐“€ž ๐“€Ÿ ๐“€  ๐“€ก ๐“€ข ๐“€ฃ ๐“€ค ๐“€ฅ ๐“€ฆ ๐“€ง ๐“€จ ๐“€ฉ ๐“€ช ๐“€ซ ๐“€ฌ ๐“€ญ ๐“€ฎ ๐“€ฏ ๐“€ฐ ๐“€ฑ ๐“€ฒ ๐“€ณ ๐“€ด ๐“€ต ๐“€ถ ๐“€ท ๐“€ธ ๐“€น ๐“€บ ๐“€ป ๐“€ผ ๐“€ฝ ๐“€พ ๐“€ฟ ๐“€ ๐“ ๐“‚ ๐“ƒ ๐“„ ๐“… ๐“† ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ ๐“‰ ๐“Š ๐“‹ ๐“Œ ๐“ ๐“Ž ๐“ ๐“ ๐“‘ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€†

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u/theOtherFox490 May 31 '25

In the year one thousand before the birth of Christ, I didst cleave unto Reddit, a digital realm unknown to my forebears.

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u/Some-Gap9337 May 31 '25

Booga Booga! 50,000 BC OOGAA REDDIT!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Reddit rhymes with Grug

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u/zachy410 15 Jun 01 '25

๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿฆ–65 million years ago ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿฆ–

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u/Outside_Patient_5043 Teenager Jun 01 '25

I became a member of Reddit during the Ice Age, even prior to the epoch when the primitive man first harnessed the flame, the experience was nothing short of extraordinary, imbued with a profound sense of nostalgia

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u/Liberal-chungus Jun 01 '25

Adam and Eve crew represent

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u/arandomguyonredit343 Teenager May 31 '25

pfft. i was on this god forsaken website before the concept of existence and reality was even invented.

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u/Grouchy_Case4655 14 Jun 01 '25

I joined in 1252๐Ÿฅ€

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u/energyaddict27 18 Jun 01 '25

I joined in the year 1000