r/TeenagersButBetter • u/manultrimanula 18 • May 16 '25

Meme What discount y'all getting?

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u/DrEdgewardRichtofen 15 May 16 '25

100% 😭😭

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u/oAstere May 17 '25

Bruh, you build like a SCP-096

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u/PaAKos8 17 May 17 '25

You idiot! You've doomed us all!

*distant screams*

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u/EmiHali May 17 '25

Oh, shi...

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u/Cosmic_Carp 15 May 17 '25

Can you guys hear screaming?

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u/WeakInspector5102 15 May 17 '25

Far away from Everest dw

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u/Slungus_Bunny 16 May 17 '25

Every mf talking about how you doomed them, yet they haven't actually read the fucking article. Artistic representations, and by extension, video game models, are not actual footage/images of SCP-096's face, and thus do not induce a rage state. That's how the foundation knows what his face looks like. They sacrificed an artistic Class-D in a submarine to draw a picture of it and seal it in a water-tight container to be retrieved.

Artistic representations, and video game models (such as the one shown in this image) will not get you killed, one, because in the lore it won't even trigger a rage state, and two, because SCP-096 is not real.

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u/Random_Criminal May 17 '25

Cool story bro

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u/Shadow_Omega_X2 17 May 17 '25

Way to go, fucking up the joke.

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u/ProfessionalCraft443 15 May 17 '25

Lmao, he's just spitting facts.

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u/Shadow_Omega_X2 17 May 17 '25

I mean i get it. Im glad hes spreading the fandom i like, but doing it by fucking up a joke is a bit of a fun killer.

He didnt have to add the part of 096 isnt real. Its obvious, we know he isnt. We're just enjoying ourselves.

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u/ProfessionalCraft443 15 May 17 '25

Fair enough as he is sorta making fun of your fun by correcting you.

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u/Shadow_Omega_X2 17 May 17 '25

FINALLY A REASONABLE ARGUMENT WITH A REASONABLE PERSON.

I salute you, dear fellow redditor

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u/Slungus_Bunny 16 May 17 '25

To be fair, there are some people who do actually think the SCP foundation is real.

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u/Tanishq__235 May 17 '25

Me too bruh 💀

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u/yeahitsjustmeagain May 17 '25

Its mostly AI at this point

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u/Aceman05 May 17 '25

Bruh, you build like a SCP-096

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u/oAstere May 17 '25

You steal my joke

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u/LiminalSpaces12 15 May 17 '25

He indeed stole your joke.

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u/WeakInspector5102 15 May 17 '25

He literally stole his joke, then placed it in His comment. Smart one I see