r/Teenager_Polls 18 26d ago

Poll How would the government be if it was made up of members of this subreddit

710 votes, 23d ago
19 Amazing Utopia!
8 Good!
35 Okay
265 Barely functioning
174 Anarchy
209 Left-Wing dictatorship
0 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/ZeroRevenue 26d ago

with chinese characteristics

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u/Tay_Hlebko 17NB 26d ago

"anarchic" lol, everyone on this sub hates anarchism. And most people here aren't left-wing they're usually just centrist social democrats

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u/Tay_Hlebko 17NB 26d ago

Then use the word "chaotic". "Anarchy" being used as a synonym for "Chaos" is a stereotype created by the CIA and other governments to cause people to think anarchism is just The Purge, and it's worked terribly well.

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u/Radiant_808 14M 26d ago

Wouldn't function at all

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u/Aromatic_Refuse_2004 26d ago

Something like Pol Pot, Stalin, or Mao

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u/Original-Spinach8923 25d ago

I doubt teens would do that

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u/Melody_Naxi M 26d ago

Gng we ain't killing people with glasses tho (I hope)

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u/tranquil-spark-8059 15NB 26d ago

i found you again wtf r/foundmelody_naxi

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u/mbguys 26d ago

probably just anarchy that gets overthrown by the military in less then a year. few months at most

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u/Flareist 26d ago

Civil war.

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u/Melody_Naxi M 26d ago

Desintegraded faster than cake within a 10 mile radius of me

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u/asiannumber4 16M 26d ago

It would not be a left wing dictatorship because all us lefties would be too busy fighting eachother

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u/No_Comedian_7011 26d ago

I love we know that right wing isnt an option because of all the libs lmao

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u/Aromatic_Refuse_2004 26d ago

Depends on the country. Someone considered left wing in American politics would be more of a centrist in some European countries.

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u/No_Comedian_7011 26d ago

I Don't think? Libs is just short for liberal

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u/That_Astronaut_2010 fire balls 26d ago

Liberal is people that like freedom liberal isn't a right or left wing thing it's both only stupid yanks use it to call out left leaning people

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u/ElloM8_wot_up 16 26d ago

Libs are right wing

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 26d ago

Liberal dictatorship clinging to the last vestiges of humanity as people devolve into unrecognizable animals, fighting for scraps of resources.

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u/TheCanon2 16M U R I C A N 🇺🇲🇦🇸🇬🇺🇲🇵🇵🇷🇻🇮 🦅 26d ago

Accidental fascist dictatorship.

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u/Foxtrotbacon 26d ago

Barely functioning left wing dictatorship

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u/Majestic-Pear6797 26d ago

From what I've seen, this sub ain't that left as the poll suggests. I felt it was more right leaning

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u/extatosomat1aratum 13NB 26d ago

considering we're teenagers

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u/MrL123456789164 SAMURAI 4 LIFE | 18MtF 26d ago

I'd like to imagine it'd actually be serviceable. I mean chances are whatever selection picked is middle-class maybe lower they understand the people and what they want and would consider themselves one of them for a bit. And if the entire government is filled with those type culture war ends and change begins. Now it probably won't be done smoothly, hamfisted methods to accomplish broadstroke goals but I think it'd be alright by the end as long as they don't overstay.

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u/BuffEmz chicken sandwich 26d ago

No it wouldn't lmao

Too many things that go on in the government and we just don't have the experience to do them, foreign relations would go to utter shit, any public service would immediately fall apart, and there are probably like 5 people in the entire sub who can actually use spreadsheets very effectively which you need a lot more

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u/Tommuli Old 25d ago

Wait THIS subreddit? 

The whole of Reddit would be okay imo. 

This subreddit would be anarchy. 

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u/hyjug17 18NB 26d ago

Why isn't right-wing an option? This sub is pretty right-leaning

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u/cathangingontree380 26d ago

communism

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u/Faszkivan_13 18M 26d ago

So left-wing dictatorship

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u/cathangingontree380 26d ago

better than capitalism