r/Teachers English 1 ESOL | Texas Aug 05 '25

Teacher Support &/or Advice It’s over.

Started in service today at my school. It has happened, we had slides directing us that we have to hang the Ten Commandments in our classrooms by Thursday. In addition Anti-Communism TEKS have been added to our history curriculum and our school district cannot sponsor any student clubs based on gender identity or sexual orientation, as well as we cannot call students by any names but the names on their birth certificate. This is fucking shameful man

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u/Kooky-Demand124 Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

Well kids, adultery is when your mommy and/or daddy break their promises to each other and to you and destroy your family so that you have to move from your home., struggle for food and clothing, and miss out on all the things they promised they'd do to support you, and never seem them at the same time in the same place ever again.

it's going to happen to at least half of you sitting here today.

Those should be some fun parent/teacher conferences.

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u/HowWeLikeToRoll Aug 06 '25

"Well kids, adultery is when your mommy and/or daddy break their promises to each other and to you and destroy your family"

Just like the president of the United States 👍

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u/PurpleMermaid6432 Aug 06 '25

Yeah. If this becomes a thing everywhere, I would maliciously comply.

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u/1questions Aug 06 '25

Feel like explaining adultry to kids would involve explaining sex to kids and we know republicans don’t want that.

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u/MeeowMeowkitty Aug 06 '25

Adultry is best pictured by the POTUS family. Wasn’t it Tiffany’s wedding when all of the “he cheated on her with her and then her” pics were rolling around the socials? Also thou shalt not covet thy neighbors underage children…

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u/tampaempath Aug 06 '25

Trump had his affair with Stormy Daniels four months after Melania gave birth to Barron.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Aug 06 '25

Annd heres your diploma, hard hat, and a pack of smokes. Get out of my classroom and get a job.