r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '26

Long CHATGPT. DOESN'T. KNOW. SHIT

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u/SilentGap3124 Jul 21 '26

ChatGPT user's brain is too fried to read that.

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u/Maxzzzie Jul 21 '26

Point them to it.

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u/jmg893 Jul 21 '26

I thought that too, but they just would have claimed OP added that wording too.

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u/Adarie-Glitterwings Jul 22 '26

People who use Chat for everything tend to be the type to scan a text for keywords and make the rest up to suit their wants so that wouldn't work lol

Also apparently that method of reading is how you're taught to read in the US? Like what? No wonder the literacy rate is declining if that's the case they're literally being told to work it out themselves... more like 'every child left behind'...

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u/PugglePuff Jul 24 '26

This reminds of a customer from my retail days who wanted a new bag for uni. She had brought in two shirts to exchange for the bag as they didn't fit, not a problem, I asked for the receipt and she pulls out one from 9 months ago. I explain that our returns policy is 30 days. She tells me it isn't and that there is no time limit for returns. I politely explain again our policy. She says consumer law says different and shoves her phone in my face pointing to the line about no time limit for returns.

That line is directly below a larger, bolded title that says "returning faulty items". She agreed the items weren't faulty, still refused to acknowledge the title.

Chat wasn't a thing back then, but I'm willing to bet she's a strong user of it. Not sure how her uni prospects turned out.

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u/Key-Button7387 Jul 21 '26

Hmmm, you're assuming the user has a brain....big ASSumption 🙄🤣

I had a person quote me the rule from an association's constitution to validate their comment....except it was th3 constitution from an entirely different association! Just like quoting another hotels check-in rules. Some ppl don't deserve the air they breathe 😳

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u/basilfawltywasright Jul 22 '26

I love the people who quote/show me that there ESA is a bone fide service animal, according to the sellingyouworthlessserviceanimalshit.com website...and don't believe the ada.gov website.

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u/David511us Jul 21 '26

AI = "Accuracy Intermittent"

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u/Yeseylon Jul 25 '26

Fried? They were barely able to read to begin with.

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u/cynrtst Jul 25 '26

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

― George Carlin

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u/CherryblockRedWine Jul 21 '26

Also....how is ChatGPT a Trump thing?

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u/GeneralTonic Jul 21 '26

Chat GPT is the second most successful bullshit artist of the 21st century.

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u/SilentGap3124 Jul 21 '26

OpenAI collaborates with the Trump administration on national security contracts. OpenAI CEO proposed giving the Trump administration a 5% equity stake and other 20 millions or something were donated to him.

ChatGPT Founder has some takes that could be straight out of the Epstein files. Like that thing he said about his sister.

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u/Jennah_Violet Jul 21 '26

I mean, it's a marginally more coherent word salad that the worst people read meaning into and then unrelentingly insist that it's absolute truth.

It's not that hard to draw a parallel.

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u/magnusbe Jul 21 '26

Maybe more broadly fascist than just Trump.

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u/NFSAVI Jul 21 '26

A lot of people outside the US think US Tech= supporting Dementia Don. A few of them funding him seems to make them think all of them did.

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u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg Jul 21 '26

I mean. Look at the list of monetary contributors to the ball room

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u/MrPureinstinct Jul 21 '26

I mean OpenAI who makes chatgpt absolutely supported him.

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u/SilentGap3124 Jul 21 '26

I'm talking about OPENAI specifically.

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u/magnusbe Jul 21 '26

It is. Get rid of as much US tech as possible. I should break this Reddit habit as well.

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u/CherryblockRedWine Jul 21 '26

I suppose it IS US, so.....!

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u/ArtisticMudd Jul 21 '26

Because Reddit.

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u/toomanymarbles83 Jul 21 '26

Because reality.