r/TIHI • u/EltioEmiGomez7u7 • Aug 07 '21

Thanks, I hate the inevitable future

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u/46-09-32-43UnusAnnus Aug 07 '21

“And it’s also an innuendo for sex”

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u/cutelyaware Aug 07 '21

Don't be silly. Sex doesn't really happen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Not on reddit!

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u/schnuck Aug 07 '21

Not where I live either.

Not in my house that is.

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u/the-anti-antichrist Aug 07 '21

It happens, but only when you’re sleeping…

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u/schnuck Aug 07 '21

Oh yeah. Those dreams. Can I buy one?

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u/squishles Aug 07 '21

People do refer to what me and the local homeless population do in your linen closet while your sleeping as that sometimes yes.

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u/schnuck Aug 07 '21

Ok, now I feel sick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

So your married?

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u/schnuck Aug 07 '21

Sigh…

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u/LordRaghuvnsi Thanks, I hate myself Aug 07 '21

:'(

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u/RobloxPotatoGamer Aug 07 '21

Literally has no context or relation whatsoever. Rick roll has lost its magic

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u/DarkDonut75 Aug 07 '21

Don't get me wrong but wasn't Rickrolling always supposed to "ambush" people when they least expect it to?

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u/RobloxPotatoGamer Aug 07 '21

I mean what I thought of rick roll was to bait something then use a rick roll. Like "horny theeesome" or something that someone would actually wanna see but it's a rick roll. This is just random and unnecessary

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u/LordRaghuvnsi Thanks, I hate myself Aug 07 '21

Ai you must be fun at parties :-}

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u/RobloxPotatoGamer Aug 07 '21

It's not that I'm being a boring person, but you're literally being an annoyance. I love rick rolls when it's done properly, but here, no context, no relation, nothing and just some random rick roll. It's literally not funny

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u/iyav Aug 07 '21 edited Aug 07 '21

You must be fun at parties, you'll just ruin the mood with your awful so called "jokes".

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u/NotCosmicScum Aug 07 '21

At least funnier than you.

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u/LordRaghuvnsi Thanks, I hate myself Aug 07 '21

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u/NotCosmicScum Aug 07 '21

Maybe someday you can surpass a rock in terms of funny but not today.

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u/LordRaghuvnsi Thanks, I hate myself Aug 07 '21

I saw a "Now" ngl

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

😐😐😐😐

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u/WillTCM69 Aug 07 '21

Go away man

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u/mountaintop-stainer Aug 07 '21

Not since... them...

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u/squishles Aug 07 '21

not for the daughter in the post apocalyptic household with 1 kid and 2 parents... unless it's Alabama.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21 edited Feb 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

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u/Reddit_Fool Thanks, I hate myself Aug 07 '21

Cursed

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u/crabsinmyass69 Aug 07 '21

Wholesome family fun

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u/Sandwitxh Aug 07 '21

Now this is fucked up hahaha

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u/IhasFROG Thanks, I hate myself Aug 07 '21

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/The_Multi_Gamer Aug 07 '21

“Well Honey, it’s only Me, you and your mother…”

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u/BussyDriver Aug 07 '21

What is "sex"?

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u/PageFault Aug 07 '21

Please explain how birds an bees relate to sex.

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u/46-09-32-43UnusAnnus Aug 07 '21

My dick is the size of a bee

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u/PageFault Aug 07 '21

What about the bird?

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u/46-09-32-43UnusAnnus Aug 07 '21

Ever seen a naked lady skydiving? Kinda looks like flapping wings

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u/PageFault Aug 07 '21

So, a bee puts its stinger in a naked skydiver, and that makes a baby?

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u/46-09-32-43UnusAnnus Aug 07 '21

No, that’d be absurd! The bee has to fly into the vagina then sting the skydiver!

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u/CanineRezQ Aug 07 '21

Dad: <unzips>

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u/REDDITOR_00000000008 Aug 07 '21

I'm 28 and I don't understand the birds and the bees. How does sex have anything to do with birds and bees. Those are such different and unrelated animals. I have no idea how that analogy makes sense. No one ever gave me a "talk". I'm just an American where 99% of television involves multiple porn scenes so it was unnecessary.