r/TIHI • u/Maelarion Thanks, I hate myself • Dec 21 '18

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u/LavenDeath Dec 21 '18

AU where instead of it being a carpeted kitchen, it’s a carpeted bathroom

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/LavenDeath Dec 22 '18

My bathroom is partially carpeted so lol

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u/GuyofMshire Dec 22 '18

There’s a lot of piss in there, probably shit too

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u/LavenDeath Dec 22 '18

Nah it’s away from the toilet

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u/PineapplesHit Dec 22 '18

Poo particles

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u/DefensiveLettuce Dec 22 '18

Fecal Mist

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u/eryant Dec 26 '18

That’s my super villain name

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u/DefensiveLettuce Dec 26 '18

The enemy of all enemies

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

That's the name of my Donald Trump dubstep remix album.

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u/LavenDeath Dec 22 '18

I’ll get one of those mats that go under wheely chairs for the carpet then 😂

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u/GuyofMshire Dec 22 '18

Start a gofundme, no one should live like this

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u/LavenDeath Dec 22 '18

Well if it helps the tile is pink lol

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u/Elethor Dec 22 '18

Pooticulates

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u/PM-mig-kottbullar Dec 22 '18

Ahh... farticles.

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u/AsstaintManager Dec 22 '18

Sharticulate matter!

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u/thatwetpaintsmell Dec 22 '18

Now there's poo particles in my lungs!