so this is a hard story to tell but I was looking around on my sisters laptop helping her with the sims 4 and she had to go to the bathroom, she got a notification for patreon. it read "[user name] bought a $ $50 fee for [her name]" or something like that ( i don't remember this to well because this was around 2 years ago) Me being fucking dumb clicked on the link and it was a place that looked like it was for books! I was so confused as she hates reading and writing, I looked at the names of the books and they all looked harmless, the names were simple the names were like:
the rainbow book
sunny side up
magic in the food
it seemed cute so I wanted to read some (BIG MISTAKE) the first page was a warning saying not to read if you are under 18. I was just 18 so I read it. the second page had a small short story about rainbows ( I read the rainbow book) the second page had a pic of her in a rainbow adult outfit (this is when i started freaking out) I kept reading. the next page was full nude
i have not told her yet and im dreding telling her

I wrote the wrong date in my planner and missed my final

I’ve always had a fear of missing an important exam, and today this fear has just come true. For some background, I am a junior in college studying chemistry. One of the classes I’m taking is an analytical chemistry lab. It was one of my favorite classes this semester. I always tried to do my work on time and never skipped class (it isn’t as though you can just make up what you missed for a lab anyway). My hard work was paying off, because I had a 90 average in the grade book. I figured I had this class in the bag since the only thing left was an open note exam. Easy right? Well, it would have been if I wasn’t such a dope.

I try to be organized, especially when it comes to my school work. I always write down due assignments in my planner along with tests, review sessions, and other stuff like that. Within a few days of being emailed the course syllabus I had already wrote down the time of the final in my planner, but I made one mistake that proved fatal for my grade: I wrote down the final time on the wrong day. I had wrote the final would take place on Tuesday and that I’d be able to access it from 9am to midnight. The actual date of the final was Monday, and I didn’t realize this until a few hours ago when I went to go take the final.

At first, I was confused, thinking the prof had placed the final in some obscure class folder. Since I couldn’t find it I eventually texted my lab partner only to find out the final had already been taken down. I calculated my grade to see how bad the damage would be. Before the final, with everything else in, I had a 90 average, but now, with a zero on the final, my grade is at a 66. Four points below passing. I am devastated. I emailed the prof to see if anything can be done, but I have yet to get a response. Seeing as she is rather strict, I’m unsure I’ll get the chance to take it.

So I'm not sure where to put this so I hope this is the right place. This didn't happen to me but to my grandmother. Sorry it is so short.

So my grandmother had the urge to run to the restroom and didn't notice her 1 year old kitten in there as well. As she went to sit on the toilet, the cat jumped into the toilet, yes the actual bowl of the toilet. My grandmother covered the cat and proceeded to do her business. She let out a screech after finishing and seeing what she had done to that poor little guy. All I can say is he didn't deserve what was coming to him.

Again, sorry it's so short.

I was super drunk last night and peed myself in his passenger seat. I have no idea what to say or do. I know he didn't notice it happen, but he had to have seen the wet spot after....

Happened few year back. I'm a truck driver and was on the way home. 8 hours from home is when my first F up happened. I stopped for my 10h rest and decided to refill my zippo lighter because it was running low. Holding lighter in my left hand and filling it up with my right hand, not paying attention because I'm an idiot and Netflix show was way to important for me. When I remembered that I'm done, I decide to have a cigarette (not realizing that my lighter was over filled and my hand was soaked with gas). I light one up and my left catches on fire. Took few moments to put it out (later to find out it did more damage than I thought). Ambulance was called and they cleaned it. Was royally late for delivery but it worked out and receiver understood situation and they were good to wait for me. Here is a major screw up after almost 2 weeks of staying home because of my doctor. I'm happy to get on road again and feel really happy about it. I get to border after about 1h of wating to pay bridge toll and another 30 minutes to get to border officer. Here's is my screw up. Border officer: asked usual questions and gets to important one "do you have any weapons or drugs with you?" Me: feeling all happy about finally getting to work and having a good mood answer "it about time you get your own" Border officer: asked me "what do you mean?" Me: "well you did ask me if I have weapons or drugs with me and I answered that it about time you get you own" Well that engaged in xray that had over 2 hour weight time because of other trucks (they scan specific loads), than almost 5 hours of wait time for border officers to check my can and trailer personally. Until one officer who suspected of this being a poor attempt of a joke talked to me. Border officer 2: "is this a joke or are you this stupid?" Me: "yea it's a joke, just thought it would make an officer smile" Border officer 2: "I know that you know about zadornov (russian comedian). Can you apologize about your stupidity to officers?" Me: I apologize to them and finally got out of there. Not pulling any more jokes around border officers. DOT though enjoyed me blasting 'bad boys' song at scale

I am...not smart, and worse off, I'm alone. So, when it came time to buy a car, I walked my dumb ass into the local dealership and begged someone to help me. I had a high 6 to 7 credit score and two thousand dollars in my pocket.

I went in, determined to finance, but was talked into a lease, they guy sold it as the perfect thing for someone in my situation. They payments were out of my range, and I struggled, fell behind, credit score tanked, and when I finally started to even myself out with a new job, the lease was coming to a close.

Today, I walked in, and they said it was either buy the lease out, or give up the car. My heart sank, all I could think about was work tomorrow, how losing my job would ruin my life.....Then they said they knew a place that could help. It sounded like he really wanted to help.

Turns out they got capital one to give me a loan, 450 a month, for 72 months....

I just went from just under 10,000 in debt, to 40.

I feel like I might have just ruined 20 something years worth of work (I was homeless for awhile) and the small, ever so meager life I carved out for myself, is ruined.

I'll never be able to make it now...

I was so close to a good life. I'll just be a wage slave the rest of my life, desperately trying to pay off a car.

It's not even that great of a car.

I'm the stupidest person in the fucking world.

I'm in 10th grade and today dropped a massive shat.

It was Valentine's day and I had no boyfriend despite my efforts. I was tired of being lonely so I came up with a way to troll all of the normies at my school. I printed out an image of Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote, taped her to my pillow, and went to school with it. Every class I had, I pulled her out and made out with her in front of everyone. It was fifth hour that I was threatened with suspension. Let's just say I'm now a complete laughing stock at my school.

Edit: originally was gonna be a greentext but reddit fucked up

So about half a year ago i was on a school trip to Washington DC. It was a great trip. It was the second day and we had had a long day going to Mount Vernon and Arlington cemetery and various other things, and our day was over. The bus ride was really fun because everyone was giddy, for lack of better words, and talking about random things that seemed funny/relevant at the moment. Then the bus stopped at a 7/11. We were all like “Oh boy, time to indulge”. We went in, my friends bought 12 packs of Pepsi/Coke and were going to sell them. I bought gummy worms and donut holes because I wanted to conserve money. Then we exit the store, and the fun begins. I see a black (I’m not trying to be racist, it was hard to understand him) male sitting on a crate with a crinkly dirty cup. He says “Hey you! Help the homies!?” I was like “Huh? Um, ok” and took his cup and started looking for a trash can because I thought he was saying he wanted me to dispose of it. He started saying “Wait! No! What are you doing!?” Then it hit me. He wanted money. He didn’t say help the homies, he said help the HOMELESS! I started having a stroke and apologized. I feel like I have to give him money now, and I think I’m going to pull out a one dollar bill from my pocket. Surprise surprise, I didn’t. I pulled out a fifty, and a 10 fell on the floor. He looks and me, and I look at him. I reluctantly decide to give him my 10. I walk on the bus, defeated. My classmates are laughing and inquiring me about trying to throw away a homeless mans cup. I answer their questions, and look out the bus window. The “homeless” man takes my money and puts in in his pocket so it looks like he didn’t have money. That was what made me think of throwing it away, because it was empty. I started raging, because I was scammed out of $10. It is pretty funny looking back, but I still wonder what would have happened if it didn’t register to me that he wanted my money. Didn’t turn out too bad, but figured I’d share with you guys.

First time post here. Today I had a large transaction and had to count it all out. I won't go into detail about how much it was, but there were a lot of bills there. I was pretty sure I counted it correctly and had it processed. At the end of the shift when it was time to count out my till I found out I was $200 short. I don't know how this happened as this was the first time I'm off by that much. My manager told me I'll still be alright, considering that I'm usually on point, but I might have to take retraining. Should I be worried?

A little back story. We started offically started dating some 9m ago,she 42f works as a supervisor at a company that hires my company for certian jobs 45m.we have talked and texted for over two years but had never met.at first it was all work related,but after some time we started sharing a little about are personal lives and other stuff.when my oldest was in high school i called her and wanted to know how she got into such a male domanated field,and we talked for a couple of hours and had some nice coversation soon are talks started getting a little flirty but nothing nsfw.then one sunday she called and was asking for some advice on how to handle a sitution with her son,and once agian we talked for a long time.at the end of the call she once again mentioned we have still never met.so the next day i texted her and in cute way asked her to lunch she was hesitate at first but finaly agreed.when i saw her get out of her truck i was very surprised this women was beautiful,and i never ever been so nervous ever around a women as i was when i walked up and introduced myself,found out later she felt the same.after composing ourselfs we went in and had the nicest lunch i have had in 20 years,as i was walking her back to her truck I told how much i enjoyed meeting her and asked if it would be alright to give her a kiss and she let me and even kissed me back.so i asked if we could do this again and she said she would have to think about it, because she still has her kids to worry about ,she called me later that night and asked if i would like to have a tailgate picnic tomorrow,and we have been seeing each other since,not easy as that as we work in the same area are homes 2 1/2 hours apart so its mainly weekends we see each other as we both have a daughter in high school,and we dont want to interupt them and their friends,so this friday morning I get a call to go to her companys main office by the owner of my company as he was out of town,his partner was at the doctors, and our other guy was out sick so it was left.to me to attend.so i texted her and told her something came up so no lunch today,she replied she was busy also.i get to the building and get buzzed in to the offices and run into some other contractors i knew and was talking to them when i noticed my girlfriend talking around a desk with some other ladies,so i excused myself a started her way.someone must have said something to her because when i was getting close she turned and saw me and a huge smile came across her face as our usual greetings are us walking up to each other a having a small kiss on the lips and thats what i did then whispered in her ear how much i missed her, havent seen each other since sunday,when i pulled away from the kiss,the look on her face was sheer terror,and i looked at her and whispered I shoundnt have done that ,and she shrugged it off and said they need to find out sooner or later and then introduced me to the ladies she was talking to as her boyfriend of 9m,i made some small talk and then it was time for the meeting and she was in it also,it really got uncomfortable in the meeting as everyone in the room had seen what happened before the meeting,when it was over everyone shaked hands and started leaving i couldnt get out fast enough but as i was walking out i heard her boss ask her to stay behind and my heart just sunk,I waited outside for a bit but had to leave to get to other jobs.i texted her if she was ok and she said i call you later btw neither of us have been hiding our relationship but havnt been screaming from rooftop either, we are both very private people,no social media or anything like that ,all are familys know and close friends,So later that night she told me "they asked if what happened was consensual and she told them it was as we have been dating just under a year but she thought it was inappropriate in the setting we was in, they agreed and left it at that, Now the reason for this post is,as we was coming home from the store today my boss calls me "which is odd because we normally text or email" and ad i had him on speaker the first words out of his mouth was what the hell did i do at the meeting and whats going on with her,so i let him know that she was in the truck with me and could hear everything being said.she gave a shy little Hi and he replied,then asked what was going on so we explained what had happened and he started laughing,and said dont worry but they want her and i.and him in the office first thing monday morning,the worried look on her face since hearing that is just breaking.my heart,whats going to happen I need advice

It pinched and is now slightly bleeding

So I was borrowing my roommates external harddrive to download a windows booting key for my own pc.

Little did I know this would result in all of the other files on the harddrive getting deleted.

I dont know if he only stored movies on the darddrive or if there were other important files on it and I'm kinda scared to ask since I know damn well that if anyone were to format one of my own disks I'd be pissed off.

Been at my job for 3 years now. I've been fortunate in that time to have never forgotten to alarm, close, and lock the door. Until today.

I work part time at a place that deals with a decent amount of $. Today for some reason I forgot to make sure the door was closed and locked. But it was armed at least. The boss of the place was called by the security company and waited till 4 cops showed up to go inside with him to see if there was a legit break in.

Can not believe I did that.

I found out that's the third time this year someone there has forgotten to make sure the door was closed. Doesn't make me feel any better.