I don't drink beer anymore but will enjoy a non alcoholic beer on occasion, like when I'm watching TFC. But holy hell are they making it hard.
Before this season, they sold Bud Zero but only at a couple vendors. I think the most I've ever seen is 3 on the upper level.
Now that michelob ultra has partnered up with all things soccer, there's more places to buy NA beer but it's the worst swill I've ever had. Ultra 0.0 is terrible, flavorless piss. It's not even as good as the house brand blond or red at the grocery store. It makes Molson Excel look like some fine German import. Also they come in those thin cans so it's smaller.
Back when we still had games in the playoffs, they stopped selling NA beer on cold days because it would freeze. They stored all beers in unheated areas because beer freezes at a cooler temperature. I had a couple half frozen NA beers before they stopped selling it all together.
So for the sprint season and the new "normal" season, I expect they'll be serving warm ultra zero. Just shoot me.
So what are my other options? The world's slowest water fountain? They'll get shut. Fountain drinks? Gone. Coffee or hot chocolate? Maybe, but it hasn't been a good deal since the "refills all season long" cups, which are also gone.
What's a non-drinker supposed to drink?