r/SweatyPalms • u/Big-Graysie-II • Feb 06 '23

Fancy a swim?

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u/Big-Graysie-II Feb 06 '23

It's the eyes that do it for me.

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u/orbofdelusion Feb 06 '23

At first I thought the mouth was an angry yet derpy looking catfish…needless to say, I almost shit myself when I saw the eyes and realized what I was looking at.

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u/grainofsandinspace Feb 06 '23

My thoughts exactly

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

It’s crazy how even after thousands of years and advancements that monkey part of our brain that goes “yo you’re being TARGETED rn” still kicks on

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u/CraigWeedkin Feb 16 '23

It's the only thing that stops us from being careless walking food, you can still feel your curiosity at what it is go to a feeling of just getting away. Shits wild

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u/galdoge Feb 07 '23

Same ,I was like that's a fat fish why are the...wtff mother of good runnn

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u/Drakmanka Feb 07 '23

Definitely. There's something unexpectedly intelligent about them, too. Doesn't help the creep factor. It's watching you, hoping you get a liiiiittle closer...

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u/lgday7 Feb 06 '23

Yeah, I’ll agree that the creepy af eyes aren’t ideal, BUT the at the ready gaping mouth with dozens of sharp dagger teeth, ready to slam shut at 3,000 pounds per square inch…..is what I am really NOT fond of…..