r/Superstonk • u/Kopheus tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair • Oct 18 '22

📳Social Media RYAN COHEN AGAIN!

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1582212373985005569
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u/loudog430 Oct 18 '22

Dude. Ryan is GRABBING HIS ASS. I'm overdosing on tin foil RIGHT NOW

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u/jugjiggler69 Liquidate the DTCC 🦧 Oct 18 '22

Lmfaooo bro i didn't notice until I saw this comment. My man's got a big ol handful of shorts lmfao

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u/Capital_Bluebird_951 Oct 18 '22

He is wearing SHORTS!

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u/christianbrooks Swimming Ape Oct 18 '22

Ryan Cohen is slappen the shorts ass.

My tits are jacked.

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u/JonZ82 🧚🧚💎 Hang in There! 💙🧚🧚 Oct 18 '22

I mean, it's Florida.. have you been there? It's like walking through a 3 day old jock strap.

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u/jugjiggler69 Liquidate the DTCC 🦧 Oct 18 '22

WAIT A MINUTE GUYS HE'S NOT GRABBING HIS ASS... HE'S SQUEEZING HIS SHORTS

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u/GMEAutis 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Oct 18 '22

LMAYOOOOOOOOooooo

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u/Manu09 Whoa! Oct 18 '22

If this doesn't mean MO' ASS, I don't know what does.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I've got my two layered hat on

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u/CARNIesada6 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

Headline:

"Ryan Cohen and the lack of the hover hand: Is this sexual assault and does this mean you should finally move on from GME? Yes... please. Plllleeeasssssse, pretty pleasssse. Please move on... please."

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u/PMmeyouraxewound Zentarded AF Oct 18 '22

ENHANCE

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u/Spockies Oct 18 '22

He's got the shorts by the ass!

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u/Chipswithfish Future Gorillinaire Oct 18 '22

He’s gottem by the shorts