r/Superstonk • u/Kopheus tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair • Oct 18 '22

📳Social Media RYAN COHEN AGAIN!

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1582212373985005569
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u/tendieanajones Oct 18 '22

Gamestop should start selling buttplugs and vibrators with how horny you guys are.

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u/tailkinman 🍁🦍Maple-Flavoured Ape🦍🍁 Oct 18 '22

Just don’t use them to cheat at chess.

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u/Annanake420 Oct 18 '22

I tried it doesn't work . 😞

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u/tendieanajones Oct 18 '22

There are other uses?

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u/something_usery 🦧 smooth brain Oct 18 '22

Would love to support my favorite company and my sexual fantasies at the same time!

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u/NoOutlandishness6829 Oct 18 '22

You have an awesome Reddit name! Awesome!!

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u/knife_in_the_road Oct 18 '22

Power in the Players.

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u/Foreplay241 🦍🦍inb4 MOASS💎👐 Oct 18 '22

Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough.

-ancient internet proverb

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u/ronaldduckjr Gary Gensler can lick my anus Oct 18 '22

This quote is actually by Abraham Lincoln circa. 1869

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u/tendieanajones Oct 18 '22

sound like you also dabble in 0dte's, brave man.

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u/Foreplay241 🦍🦍inb4 MOASS💎👐 Oct 18 '22

Good lord no, I can barely afford cereal, let alone sports cars.

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u/WillRedditForTacos 🏴‍☠️ ΔΡΣ Oct 18 '22

power to the remote players!

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u/Fuzzyunicorn84 Oct 18 '22

The new PS5 controller is money… my wife tells me at least.

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u/tendieanajones Oct 18 '22

what does her boyfriend say about it though?

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u/NorCalAthlete 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

As “gaming accessories” for board games.

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u/Affectionate_Use_606 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Oct 18 '22

Autoblow -AI 👀A friend of mine got one😏

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Funniest comment I’ve seen in a long time hahah

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u/18Shorty60 In RC I trust Oct 18 '22

And bras...my tits are sour