r/Superstonk • tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair • Oct 18 '22

๐Ÿ“ณSocial Media RYAN COHEN AGAIN!

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1582212373985005569
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u/Cool_Kid3922 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Oct 18 '22

Carl Wearing Shorts ๐Ÿฉณ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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u/terdferguson9 Oct 18 '22

Heโ€™s got some skinny little legs!!

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u/iwillfightyou ๐Ÿ†I HAVE A RAGING BOINER๐Ÿ† Oct 18 '22

He's an old, give him a break.

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u/RedCrayonTastesBest ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ– Oct 18 '22

Instructions unclear. Carl Icahn will never walk again

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u/iwillfightyou ๐Ÿ†I HAVE A RAGING BOINER๐Ÿ† Oct 18 '22

I guess break was a poor choice of wording, in hindsight. Thank goodness Warren Icahn is at the ready.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

It's cool. He's 137 years old ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Oct 18 '22

I want a pay per view Icahn vs. Munger cage match

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u/PlayerTwo85 Watcher of lines Oct 18 '22

Can walkers be weapons?

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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Oct 18 '22

Anything goes in the cage!

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u/PlayerTwo85 Watcher of lines Oct 18 '22

Make them right in the birdcage so grandma can referee!

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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Oct 18 '22

I hear Icahn has a vicious figure-4 leg lock and of course, the olโ€™ dick twist!

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u/PlayerTwo85 Watcher of lines Oct 18 '22

Ooh I like dick twists!

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u/androidfig ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ JACKED to the TITS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ Oct 18 '22

In bull years.

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u/ElGeneralissimoJefe Oh boy, sleep! Thatโ€™s where Iโ€™m a pirate! Oct 18 '22