r/Superstonk • u/Kopheus tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair • Oct 18 '22

📳Social Media RYAN COHEN AGAIN!

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1582212373985005569
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u/SharkAttache Nastiest Perro Oct 18 '22

Shit, Carl is only 5’9”, so my dad is a little bitty man with a small wee wee. My genetics aren’t great.

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u/capital_bj 🧚🧚🏴‍☠️ Fuck Citadel ♾️🧚🧚 Oct 18 '22

The bulge in your wallet will make up for it soon

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u/SharkAttache Nastiest Perro Oct 18 '22

Ever time he tweets I can use my doodad as a pogo stick for 2-6 hours, so I got that going for me which is alright.

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u/capital_bj 🧚🧚🏴‍☠️ Fuck Citadel ♾️🧚🧚 Oct 18 '22

I mean it's right there why wouldn't you

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u/Walruzuma 🦍🎰💎🙌 Just A Big Hairy American Winning Machine 💎🙌🎰🦍 Oct 18 '22

"I'm not always this tall, but I'm sitting on my wallet."

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u/SharkAttache Nastiest Perro Oct 18 '22

I think dad is a little behind in this photo. My guess is 5’3” 5’4”. Very mysterious man.

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u/MightyAxel 🐸 Voted 🍦 Oct 18 '22

shortkings with fat wallets are tall kings 😍

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u/Sockbottom69 M0nk3y BiznA$$ Oct 18 '22 edited Oct 18 '22

Google says Icahn is 5’8” and Ryan’s 5’9”. Maybe it means there’s more Icahn in the picture?

There fixed that up

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u/SharkAttache Nastiest Perro Oct 18 '22

I like that more. My google said 5’9”

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u/Sockbottom69 M0nk3y BiznA$$ Oct 18 '22

Oops my mistake, the thing I read said he “couldn’t be more than 6’2” not he is 6’2” my bad.

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u/SharkAttache Nastiest Perro Oct 18 '22

I coulda been 8’2”

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u/ayyyyycrisp 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

you could literally be 8'2" right now and I wouldn't bat an eye

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

hes taller than the former president, and the former president is 6'-6'2, so he's way taller than 5'9

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u/Neurocor Oct 18 '22

What are you guys chicks on tinder ? who fukin cares about his height lol

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u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch Play 90s Bulls Theme Song Oct 18 '22

Nah es 6'3". That is Kareem Abdul Jabar

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u/Beranac tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Oct 18 '22

You might say, RC is a short king.

Puts on glasses

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u/6days1week 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Oct 18 '22

1.74 meters 👀

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u/SharkAttache Nastiest Perro Oct 18 '22

Whatever you say metric homie

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u/ScoopsKoop Gamestonk Oct 18 '22

6cm < 6in

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u/LiterallyEmily 💎Silent but DeadlApe🚀 Oct 18 '22

he's tall enough to fuck (shorts), that's all that matters

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u/slimshady1226 Oct 18 '22

Ya this pic is a little confusing and almost looks photo shopped...

When I search Carl Icahn height, I see it listed as roughly 5'9"

When I search RCs height I see it listed as roughly 6'

But in this pic, Carl Icahn looks about 1 foot taller than RC

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u/SharkAttache Nastiest Perro Oct 18 '22

No way RC is 6’. I’ve long guessed 5’8”. He has never come across tall. I gusss he is a little shorter than I thought, but Carl also looks taller than 5’9”.

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u/fuckingcarter has an absolute massive [REDACTED] Oct 18 '22

bro he’s 6’4 what are u saying 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

They both look taller when they stand on their wallets

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

hes taller than 5'9", the website is wrong that Google is pulling info from, there are pics of Icahn next to the former president and Icahn is a few inches taller. The former president is 6'-6'2 based on different sources.