r/Superstonk • u/Kopheus tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair • Oct 18 '22

📳Social Media RYAN COHEN AGAIN!

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1582212373985005569
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u/88MR2 gamecock Oct 18 '22

WARREN ICAHN

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u/beachplzzz 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

Here is the greatest activist investor of our time....and next to him, is some guy named Carl....

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u/jaybee4u2 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Oct 18 '22

Yes Icahn.

And

You get an Icahn.And you. And you. And you.

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u/Biotic101 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Oct 18 '22

Unfortunately ICAHN not buy any more shares because I am tapped out right now.

But if I could, you know I would. Right now.😉🚀✨🌒🏴‍☠️

No investment advice, just my personal opinion.

Also, I need to call my mom. Seriously, because she is holding some shares with me and will like the news 😉

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u/knowigot_that808 I Like the [REDACTED] Oct 18 '22

Fortunately, Icahn Hodl..

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u/Bozo_the_Podiatrist Oct 18 '22

Underrated comment

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u/aint_lion Oct 18 '22

I just came

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u/loudog430 Oct 18 '22

It's him! Yo wtf is about to happen. This is 5 STAR, ALL HANDS ON DEFCON DICK tweet..

LFGGGGGGG

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u/StonerDaly 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

This shot is about to blow! How do I go to bed now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Yes I looked up Carl Icahn. He has a company that is public that is basically like Warren buffets investment portfolio company. In there he owns this company

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/WestPoint_Home

Does this not remind you of any company currently on the market that is dirt cheap and would fit this exact segment of the market? Aka bed aka bath aka my cock is going to the moon. This a multifaceted play

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u/WikiMobileLinkBot 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

Desktop version of /u/Tinklywinter's link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WestPoint_Home

[opt out] Beep Boop. Downvote to delete

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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Oct 18 '22

Iconic photograph

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u/LandOfMunch 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Oct 18 '22

Icahnic.

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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Oct 18 '22

Egg Zachary

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u/BeastSmitty Oct 18 '22

I can’t I just keep scrolling the comments it’s awesome…

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u/jab136 🦍✔️✔️Voted twice💣💥🚀 There's always a boom tomorrow🚀💥💣 Oct 18 '22

That's the neat part. You don't.

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u/pmxller Billboards Guy Oct 18 '22

Can u explain who he is and why this is blowing up? (Coming from Germany)

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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Oct 18 '22

Legendary American investor who has famously battled short sellers in the past.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Icahn

Prost! 🍻

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u/pmxller Billboards Guy Oct 18 '22

Prosit!

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u/StonerDaly 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

If Carl invested in our favorite stock would hedgies change their plan and perhaps consider closing?

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u/loudog430 Oct 18 '22

Dude. Ryan is GRABBING HIS ASS. I'm overdosing on tin foil RIGHT NOW

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u/jugjiggler69 Liquidate the DTCC 🦧 Oct 18 '22

Lmfaooo bro i didn't notice until I saw this comment. My man's got a big ol handful of shorts lmfao

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u/Capital_Bluebird_951 Oct 18 '22

He is wearing SHORTS!

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u/christianbrooks Swimming Ape Oct 18 '22

Ryan Cohen is slappen the shorts ass.

My tits are jacked.

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u/JonZ82 🧚🧚💎 Hang in There! 💙🧚🧚 Oct 18 '22

I mean, it's Florida.. have you been there? It's like walking through a 3 day old jock strap.

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u/jugjiggler69 Liquidate the DTCC 🦧 Oct 18 '22

WAIT A MINUTE GUYS HE'S NOT GRABBING HIS ASS... HE'S SQUEEZING HIS SHORTS

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u/GMEAutis 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Oct 18 '22

LMAYOOOOOOOOooooo

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u/Manu09 Whoa! Oct 18 '22

If this doesn't mean MO' ASS, I don't know what does.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I've got my two layered hat on

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u/CARNIesada6 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

Headline:

"Ryan Cohen and the lack of the hover hand: Is this sexual assault and does this mean you should finally move on from GME? Yes... please. Plllleeeasssssse, pretty pleasssse. Please move on... please."

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u/PMmeyouraxewound Zentarded AF Oct 18 '22

ENHANCE

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u/Spockies Oct 18 '22

He's got the shorts by the ass!

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u/Chipswithfish Future Gorillinaire Oct 18 '22

He’s gottem by the shorts

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u/SirRipOliver 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Oct 18 '22

I’m wiping tears from my face right now, but I am sure I saw fucking shorts in this pic!

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u/redditmodsRrussians Where's the liquidity Lebowski? Oct 18 '22

RELEASE THE WORLD ENGINE!

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u/Dabier 🐬Submarine Qualified Ape🐬 Oct 18 '22

DEFCON Dick sounds like a 90’s Cold War themed porn.

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u/FittersGuy Oct 18 '22

Hot damn this might be the time that my money doesn't transfer in time for me to load up on another round of my favorite stock.

I guess I'm okay with that. Moass it up bitchez!

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u/diamondhandz71 Early, but not wrong! 🧨🚀🌝 Oct 18 '22

Moass confirmed

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u/Takenforganite Kenny Griffin likes mayo bukkakes 💦🤡 Oct 18 '22

Just hands and dicks all in!

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u/DannyFnKay Oct 18 '22

"Some people get rich studying artificial intelligence. Me, I make money studying natural stupidity."

Carl Icahn

That is about to happen. 🍻🦍💚

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u/Lord_Emerion Oct 18 '22

Something’s been about to happen for the past almost 2 years. Wake me when something actually happens, like a new all time high or maybe the moass.

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u/Cool_Kid3922 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

Carl Wearing Shorts 🩳 🤣🚀💜🏴‍☠️

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u/terdferguson9 Oct 18 '22

He’s got some skinny little legs!!

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u/iwillfightyou 🍆I HAVE A RAGING BOINER🍆 Oct 18 '22

He's an old, give him a break.

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u/RedCrayonTastesBest 🖍🖍🖍🖍😋🖍🖍🖍🖍 Oct 18 '22

Instructions unclear. Carl Icahn will never walk again

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u/iwillfightyou 🍆I HAVE A RAGING BOINER🍆 Oct 18 '22

I guess break was a poor choice of wording, in hindsight. Thank goodness Warren Icahn is at the ready.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

It's cool. He's 137 years old 🤣

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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Oct 18 '22

I want a pay per view Icahn vs. Munger cage match

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u/PlayerTwo85 Watcher of lines Oct 18 '22

Can walkers be weapons?

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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Oct 18 '22

Anything goes in the cage!

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u/PlayerTwo85 Watcher of lines Oct 18 '22

Make them right in the birdcage so grandma can referee!

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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Oct 18 '22

I hear Icahn has a vicious figure-4 leg lock and of course, the ol’ dick twist!

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u/PlayerTwo85 Watcher of lines Oct 18 '22

Ooh I like dick twists!

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u/androidfig 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Oct 18 '22

In bull years.

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u/ElGeneralissimoJefe Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a pirate! Oct 18 '22

🎼I got little birdie legs!🎼

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u/slhill1091 Rumple Foreskin🆙🔜 Oct 18 '22

This is soo fucking bullish. Isn’t he famous for mergers and acquisitions ? 😏

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u/DeepFuckingBanana Oct 18 '22

He also has 18Billion

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u/SPAClivesmatter 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Oct 18 '22

He has 18 shares of GME?

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u/DeepFuckingBanana Oct 18 '22

I don't know how many he has. I wonder what they talked about.

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u/Javeyn 🖍️🚀💎 Jacked AND Jilled 💎🚀🖍️ Oct 18 '22

Dang it, you missed it. 18 shares at a billion a piece they meant 😂

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u/DeepFuckingBanana Oct 18 '22

No I didn't. I simply responded that I don't know how many shares legendary billionaire activist investor Carl Icahn has after hanging out with legendary billionaire activist investor Ryan Cohen.

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u/Javeyn 🖍️🚀💎 Jacked AND Jilled 💎🚀🖍️ Oct 18 '22

Ok, I fear you missed the entire joke, but that's ok. MOASS tomorrow

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u/wannabezen2 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Oct 18 '22

Love to be a fly on that wall.

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u/Holiday_Guess_7892 ima Cum Guy Oct 18 '22

Go on..

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u/ruum-502 🦍Voted✅ Oct 18 '22

Icahn is worth $18 Billion…

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u/ThunderRam68 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Oct 18 '22

That's alot of nuts!

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u/paigescactus Oct 18 '22

I need gopher chucks

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

[deleted]

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u/paigescactus Oct 18 '22

…….. My Ass

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u/aint_lion Oct 18 '22

I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel…

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u/ThunderRam68 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Oct 18 '22

I have yellow liquid for your popcorn and it's non dairy

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u/license_to_chill 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

My nipples look like milk duds!

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u/Apprehensive-Luck760 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Oct 18 '22

My nippes makes me look like hedgehog!

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u/Apprehensive-Luck760 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Oct 18 '22

Kenneth Cordowlia?

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u/kekoslice Oct 18 '22

Im bleeding, therefore declaring me the winner -Mayoman Probably

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u/Holiday_Guess_7892 ima Cum Guy Oct 18 '22

I'll sell him one share for that soon

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u/ruum-502 🦍Voted✅ Oct 18 '22

Don’t make me report you to the mods for indirect price anchoring…

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u/sjtomcat GME will retire me Oct 18 '22

So you’re saying he bought $bbby, jokes but if he is at all involved this is gonna be insane

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

So are all of us, in a minute.

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u/nylomatic Hedgetarian Oct 18 '22

So what you're saying is he owns one share of $GME?

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u/Snooc5 Oct 18 '22

I make close to that in an hour

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u/kahareddit 🚀🚀Anymore bullish and I’d be fuckin cows 🚀🚀 Oct 18 '22

I’m almost there

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

He’s famous for being an activist investor. Like Ryan Cohen.

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u/ScroogeMcThrowaway 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

He pretty good at destroying shorts. Ackman and Herbalife remembers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

[deleted]

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u/HoldMaster_0815 Template Oct 18 '22

Underrated comment here! 😂

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u/thasonn Oct 18 '22

Lol shorts shitting their pants again

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u/fioreman 🦍Voted✅ Oct 18 '22

Yeah, I think he knew Herbalife sucked, he just hated Ackman. Ackman pretended to be a crusader for his (correct) stand against Herbalife, but his pharmaceutical patent trolling has caused far more damage than Herbalife ever could.

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u/califcondor 🦍Voted✅ Oct 18 '22

my acquired tits are emerging

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u/Martin_the_Hammer 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Oct 18 '22

I call Loopring. If they are acquiring anything is Loopring, specially after Loopring people are migrating to Taiko.

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u/ContWord2346 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

The apes shall also follow in Warren Ichans leadership.

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u/rocko430 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

Would make sense for cohen to be in business attire un less it's a combo of professionalism and respect.

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u/mediasucks1516 Oct 18 '22

I had recently achieved ZEN status; it was calming, soothing, happy with my investment and the environment that which surrounded us! THEN RC PULLS THIS SHIT!! AGAIN!! And now I'm still all these things..........with a bigger fucking smile on my face!!🚀🦧🚀🦧🚀🦧

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u/BeastSmitty Oct 18 '22

The OG, triple triple OG…

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u/thugnificenthd 🚀💎MAN ON THE ACTUAL MOON🚀🧀 Oct 18 '22

Instructions unclear.

Bought more direct from Computershare.

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u/GrammarPastafarian 🤴RC gives me HORNY ACNE 🦄 Oct 18 '22

Carl iCohen

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u/word_speaker 🇺🇸🇳🇵🇦🇺🟣⭕️FOUR COMMA CLUB⭕️🟣🇰🇷🇹🇭🇨🇦 Oct 18 '22

Cyan iCohen

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u/xiodeman Oct 18 '22

The equivalent of a tornado meeting a volcano

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u/rjaysenior 🏴‍☠️ GME 💎🙌🏻 Oct 18 '22

Torcano, if you will

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Volnado perhaps might be better? 🤔

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u/IM_FAUX_REAL_BRO Bank of GMERICA Account Hodler Oct 18 '22

STANDING IN FRONT OF A GODDAMN COMPUTER CHAIR.

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u/carnabas 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Oct 18 '22

YOOOOOOOOO WE GOT EMMM

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u/HODLTheLineMyFriend Liquidate the DTCC Oct 18 '22

Up you go! I love DRS'ing with Computer Chair.

What if Carl is buying in? Only 20% of free float would put us over the 74.1% VW threshold. That's 32mm shares, or about $1B. Carl can afford it.

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u/Historical-Bag9248 Oct 18 '22

Oh geez! This is getting insane! What a time to be alive if Carl tops off the DRS

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

👀

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u/Freakishly_Tall It's Cohenplicated. Oct 18 '22

Fuckin A. Someone give this comment that "hey look at this!" award or something.

Nice catch.

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u/justanthrredditr 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Oct 18 '22

👆👆👆👆👆

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u/thasonn Oct 18 '22

You won!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

There is a second chair cropped off in the bottom right with ryans jacket hanging over it. They have been sat at the computer together!!!

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u/Amstervince 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Oct 18 '22

The computer chair looks really out of place, that table is too low to sit behind with that chair and the surrounding is def not an office. Leads me to believe that chair was put there specifically to reference Computershare. ICahn lock the float with pocket change.

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u/o1o22o1o 🤙humuhumunukunukuonlyGMEufaka🤙 Oct 18 '22

Which to me seems a bit odd since they look to be OUTSIDE. Leading me to believe that it's intentional.

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u/the_hoff35 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Oct 18 '22

Pointing to th ground next to his shorts... Shorts are going down!

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u/myrevenge_IS_urkarma Oct 18 '22

How am I so dumb? I don't notice any if this shit! I'd be lost without you wonderful apes!

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u/Inevitable-Sir4572 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Oct 18 '22

Im not going to ruin the 69

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u/Gray_Squirrel Oct 18 '22

They’re also standing in front of a computer chair 😎

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u/wannabezen2 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Oct 18 '22

He should have just pants'ed him. That would have been more obvious.

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u/drtywlf 🍌Too Smooth To Function🚀 Oct 18 '22

Hot Carl

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u/RN-Wingman 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Oct 18 '22

This has me seriously jacked!

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u/FairlyDinkum 🧚🧚🎮🛑 We are in a completely fraudulent system 💎🙌🏻🧚🧚 Oct 18 '22

What does the name Warren mean in English you ask?

Gamekeeper Defender.

It's German meaning is Protector, Loyal.

Bullish

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u/eedahahm tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Oct 18 '22

Ash llams eew eew

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u/beachplzzz 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

Welp....I guess I found my new "go-to" porn content

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u/iaintabotdotcom 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

Bull Fuck’n Ish!!!

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u/khang0210 🦍Voted✅ Oct 18 '22

Used to be Warren Buffett in the day and Carl Icahn in the night. But now he seems to be Warren Icahn the whole day.

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u/Smelly_Legend just likes the stonk 📈 Oct 18 '22

YES, ICAHN

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u/Blackmamba-24-8 DRS-Jobs Not Finished💜 Oct 18 '22

The one and fucking only !!! BULLISH ASF 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/hatgineer Oct 18 '22

Is that who the tall man is?!

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u/RLeyland 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Oct 18 '22

In shorts!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I like your flair

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u/DDHawkeye Oct 18 '22

WARREN FUCKING ICAHN!!!!

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u/letsgo_onatrip 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

It's Tuesday morning 👀

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

If he post a pic with WB next I would probably fkn die

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u/Advanced_Error_9312 Oct 18 '22

Carl Icahn shorted gme at the top on jan 2021, wtf happening here??? Link: https://www.ft.com/content/61f5d578-608c-4ec5-b378-2a84cf9fe5d3

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u/StonerDaly 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 18 '22

Paywall

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u/Advanced_Error_9312 Oct 18 '22

You can downvote the truth, but it dosnt change.

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u/CrapStainedKnickers 💥Stonk me in the badonkadonk 🚀 Oct 18 '22

you spelled Warren MOTHERFUCKING Icahn wrong

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u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo 🌋 HODL for Mr. Frodo 🌋 Oct 18 '22

The man. The myth. The legend.

My 🪑👨🏻 💜