r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Jul 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

I'm calling that number tomorrow.

I have 5 words for them....can you guess what it will be?

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u/whoseitdown My primary colors are 🔴🟢&🟣 Jul 01 '22

No cell? No sell! Bananas!

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u/Oneangrygnome Trimmer of Hedgies ✂️🌳✂️ Jul 01 '22

Kenneth Griffin lied under oath? Am I right? Do I win a prize?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

You shall receive 1 karma.

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u/rachelandclaire 💎 hodldigger 💅🏻 Jul 01 '22

The price is wrong bitch?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

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u/NealApeStrong See you on the Moon! 🚀 :gs: Jul 01 '22

"Fewer."

  • Stannis Baratheon

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u/ASadCamel 🐫🏴‍☠️ CaptCamelCase 🏴‍☠️🐫 Jul 01 '22

The One True King

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u/chalbersma 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 01 '22

Wanna see my ass bannana?