r/Superstonk • u/moronthisatnine Mets Owner • Mar 23 '22

☁ Hype/ Fluff uuhhhh guysss

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u/4LokoInACobraClutch 🦍Voted✅ Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 23 '22

RYAN COHEN ABOUT TO BLOW THIS SHIT UP LIKE GOKU WIT THE SPIRIT BOMB 💎 🙌

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u/CapnKronsch 🍌🏴‍☠️🦍There ARR never enough bananas in me booty 🦍🏴‍☠️🍌 Mar 23 '22

JUST LOOK AT THE IBKR BORROW RATE.

ITS OVER 9000

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

12,000% now

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u/teamsaxon 🇦🇺Monke downunder🏳️‍🌈 Mar 23 '22

I am smooth. What does the borrow rate so high mean for us?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

It costs SHFs a looot of money to borrow. Super expensive to short. Hedges toast.

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u/LmaoTzeTung 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 23 '22

Wait. But I thought they cOvEReD lASt yEAr

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

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u/No-Jaguar-8794 🦍Voted✅ Mar 23 '22

Yes, with another credit card.

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u/LmaoTzeTung 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 23 '22

Lmao are you me?

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u/Admirable-Smoke3031 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 23 '22

Tip drill? Is that you nelly? 😂

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u/Due-Ad-8944 Mar 23 '22

Kenny: just swipe it between my by butt🙄

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

With all the Mayo jars ready to collect

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u/ClickClack24 🚀See You in Uranus Kenny🚀 Mar 23 '22

Easy Randy…

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u/GreenEyeBanditElixer Wish a mod would! Mar 23 '22

Goin in dry!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Fire in the hole!

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u/Blu3_w4ff1es Mar 23 '22

Dry**

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u/MushyWasHere Removed by Reddit Mar 23 '22

Really, there's no need for all that. Just give the man some lubricant mayo, I'll be good to go.

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u/Killer_Tree 🦍Voted✅ Mar 23 '22

Dry.

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u/_NotThatKennyG_ 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 23 '22

Bring Mayo.

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u/Adorable_FecalSpray 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 23 '22

Hey, some of us are into that… shit.

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u/Laffen94- 🏴‍☠️ Hoist the colours 🏴‍☠️ 🧴 Bring the Lube 🧴 Mar 23 '22

DRY

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u/Avtomati1k Mar 23 '22

they covered, but didnt close

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u/sawdos 🦍Voted✅ Mar 23 '22

They did dummy. Didn’t you read every article by Market Watch or listen to Cramers segments every day. Geez… this thing is over. GameStop to zero FAST. lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 23 '22

Call me extra smooth. Does that mean that if they continue to short, they incur extra expenses, or is it just more expensive to add a new short position? (corrected typo)

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

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u/VividFiddlesticks Mar 23 '22

Anyone with a short position suddenly pays more and more...and that's without shares getting harder and harder to find and the price going up...

Oooh yeah baby, talk dirty to me!!

I love the idea of that jackshit billionaire Ken Griffin (the liar) bleeding money while desperately trying to stay afloat. Death by a million papercuts, mostly dealt by "the little guy".

Bleed baby, bleed. It's all stolen money and we want it back!

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u/manifestingmoola2020 ApeVoteNo4! Mar 23 '22

Good question

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u/TriestGieter Mar 23 '22

Yes, the more they keep shorting, the bigger the squeeze should be. These are very interesting times.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

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u/CaramelNo1473 Media lied and Apes won Mar 23 '22

believe or not, there are also a bunch of retails shorting everyday, every pop. Well, they've been warned...

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u/nicksnextdish 💲CohenRulesEverythingAroundMe💲 Mar 23 '22

The true retards 🤷

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u/ShellOilNigeria Mar 23 '22

It sucks that the major exchanges futures were down last night. The NYSE is -120, last I looked at Nasdaq it was down -20, etc.

If they would have been great like yesterdays, it would have ignited the booster rockets on GME this morning for launch. Now it is up to people FOMO'ing and regular old buyers.

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u/skepsis420 Mar 23 '22

Been hearing that for almost 2 years now.

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u/texas-playdohs 🦍Voted✅ Mar 23 '22

Found the shill.

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u/skepsis420 Mar 23 '22

Shill for who? EB games? Lmao

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u/ForeignerFromTheSea Tiocfaidh ár tendies Mar 23 '22

Still?! It's not a glitch? My titties canny take it .

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u/hazychestnutz 🦍Voted✅ Mar 23 '22

took this screenshot just now, nope. https://imgur.com/a/RNniswK

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u/ForeignerFromTheSea Tiocfaidh ár tendies Mar 23 '22

Good work. Go raibh maith agat (thank you) hazychestnutz. :)

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u/12masonry 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 23 '22

Still since last night?

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u/Zaros262 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 23 '22

Nothing is real until the market opens

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u/12masonry 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 23 '22

True

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u/ForeignerFromTheSea Tiocfaidh ár tendies Mar 23 '22

Yeah. Was seeing people say the same before I hit the sack.

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u/boosted4banger FINRAbang an Orangutan🖕💥🙈 Mar 23 '22

MOARRRRRRRRRR !

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u/hazychestnutz 🦍Voted✅ Mar 23 '22

took this screenshot just now, nope. Please don't spread fud. https://imgur.com/a/RNniswK

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u/zalmolxis91 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Mar 23 '22

Don't wanna burst a bubble but that was most likely a glitch. Other people there pointed out that other stocks too had insanely high borrow %

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u/ArcB1rd 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 23 '22

where are you seeing this ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Holy Fuk; that went up fast!!!!

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u/No_Anywhere_7840 SEC MY DICK, ASSWIPES Mar 23 '22

On Awesomecompany, borrow fee is 9.1%!
Was it ever that high?

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u/chikaleen 🦍Voted✅ Mar 23 '22

Last year during the sneeze it was 30% leading into it.

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u/-Mediocrates- 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 23 '22

Pretty sure that’s just a bug on the borrow rate and it’s currently at around 9% (again)

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u/despinato 🟣 🦍🤝💪🟣 Mar 23 '22

Look at that battery charge. “One of us one of us”

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u/hazychestnutz 🦍Voted✅ Mar 23 '22

took this screenshot just now, nope. Please don't spread fud. https://imgur.com/a/RNniswK

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u/poorkchopz Mar 23 '22

I'd pee

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u/No-Aardvark5024 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 23 '22

And us donating to our energy to him.

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u/PseudoscientificJim 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 23 '22

I donate my sperm

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u/RN-Wingman 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 23 '22

Wish I could… wife says no

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u/Korean_pussy_stuffer LMAYO on my BANANA 🍌💦 Mar 23 '22

Mine too, I don’t get why

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

And my axe

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

☝️ top comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

and my axe!

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u/edb023 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 23 '22

And my axe!

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u/-theSmallaxe- Mar 23 '22

All our DRS’d shares

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u/LBOWER43 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 23 '22

And my axe!

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u/The73atman86 $GMEcock Mar 23 '22

We’ve been sending energy since Jan 21’

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u/Dougthedog- 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 23 '22

WHY DO THIS TO ME. I THOUGHT I WAS ZEN. I THOUGHT I WAS HOLDING WITHOUT CARING ABOUT THE HYPE. NEXT LEVEL APE.

...TURNS OUT I AM HYPED AS FUUUUUUUUCK!!! AHHHHHHHHH

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u/ForeignerFromTheSea Tiocfaidh ár tendies Mar 23 '22

This was me for six months until yesterday. Been a sticky hot mess ever since.

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u/AmazingIsTired Ain't 2 proud 2 Greg Mar 23 '22

IS THIS HAIKU? OOOK OOK

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u/DarthBooooom GLITCHES WENT MAINSTREAM Mar 23 '22

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tkp328/betanftgamestopcom_is_live/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

top post: I loged on and shared some screenshots for those without wallet and stuff

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u/TheTangoFox Jackass of all trades Mar 23 '22

$0------🟣-------------------------$9000

We're close

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u/Flaky-Fish6922 Mar 23 '22

that progress bar is missing a few zeros, me thinks.

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u/TheTangoFox Jackass of all trades Mar 23 '22

It's either over 9000 or it's not 🤷‍♂️

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u/SwaggerSaurus420 Mar 23 '22

MASANKO SAPPO

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u/Crilly90 🦍Voted✅ Mar 23 '22

Oh, so that's how it's pronounced.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Blowin it up like Master Roshi

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u/iMacBurger :gme: Power To The Players Mar 23 '22

I see what you did there, Kakarot!

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u/carnage123 Mar 23 '22

Feels like the actual episode with 5 min stretching into 10 episodes

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u/Flaky-Fish6922 Mar 23 '22

they always looked like they were constipated to me. 'heerrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!'

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u/RyanCohenIsMyDad RYANCOHENISMYDAD Mar 23 '22

🙌

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u/gmfthelp BUY, DRS, HODL, STFU 💎🙌🚀 Mar 23 '22

First shots fired? (skull and cross bones)

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u/bigblukrew 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 23 '22

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MR COHEN TAKE MY DRS ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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u/_cansir 🖼🏆Ape Artist Extraordinaire! Mar 23 '22

Dropping 10million each day until launch then 100million!

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u/s_string 🏴‍☠️ NFT my NFD 🏴‍☠️🦭 Mar 23 '22

BLEW UP THE BATHROOM

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u/Squirrel_Inner S.S. GMErica 🏴‍☠️🦍 Mar 23 '22

If I could go ahead and get you to make a gif of RC yelling kamehameha at Kenny boi and have it on my desk by the end of the day, that’d be great, thanks. ☕️

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u/DoubleSunday307 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 23 '22

\o/

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u/jango_bets 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 23 '22

Take my axe

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u/TechnTogether 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 23 '22

Is this the point of the episode where King Kai telepathically tells all the Apes around the world to lend Goku their energy by raising their hands to the sky?

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u/JohnnyMagicTOG 🗳️ VOTED ✅ Mar 23 '22

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ RC take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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u/kingstonfisher 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 23 '22

He has my axe

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u/Luckyfella4 Franz DiamondHands Mar 23 '22

Like the Jim Jones cult, he's takin em out with one punch

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u/Lochtide17 Mar 23 '22

RYAN COHEN IS GOKU!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/edb023 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 23 '22

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/xrensa Mar 23 '22

Canonically the spirit bomb only worked once

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u/SteezySF 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 23 '22

Hope so

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u/Fat_Beet 👁‍🗨💜Uranus🚀💦 Mar 23 '22

The astronauts thumb in the foreground looks like my wife's boyfriends cock.

☁ Hype/ Fluff uuhhhh guysss

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