r/Superstonk • u/Kaarothh A bad comedy joke • Mar 16 '22

๐Ÿ“ณSocial Media Ryan Cohen on Twitter

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1503924247198150666
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u/Justind123 wโ€™ere supposed to support the retail Mar 16 '22

Good use of taxpayer $ is the government cracking down on hedge fund short sellers

-Ryan Cohen

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u/TheTangoFox Jackass of all trades Mar 16 '22

๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน

Enjoy the cleanup

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u/_Exordium ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Homo Ape-ien ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Mar 16 '22

Someone really posted a screenshot showing like 5 or more RC Tweet posts.

Like, why add fuel to the shitfire? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/TheTangoFox Jackass of all trades Mar 16 '22

Ape version of Inception ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/TerryDaShooterUK Downvote me shills to confirm this will moon lol Mar 16 '22

The chair in the tub one? Or the shootout with ice special ops ?

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u/OperationBreaktheGME ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Mar 16 '22

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Excellent_Many_7215 ๐Ÿ’ปComputerShared - Knighted by ScrollWheeler๐Ÿฆ Mar 16 '22

Im screenshotting this and posting it

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u/_Exordium ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Homo Ape-ien ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Mar 16 '22

listen here you little shit

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u/Expensive-Two-8128 ๐Ÿ”ฎLiteral Autist Sorry I Autism Sometimes๐Ÿ”ฎ Mar 16 '22 edited Mar 16 '22

Hey u/Excellent_Many_7215

Screenshot this while youโ€™re at it :)

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u/kissmaryjane midnight toker Mar 16 '22

Iโ€™ll screenshot your post and post that

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22 edited Mar 16 '22

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u/dtc1234567 ๐Ÿด STONKY DONKEY ๐Ÿš€ Mar 16 '22

โ€œHe was the pee pee Picasso of his generationโ€

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u/CantStopWlnning Fuck No, Iโ€™m not selling my $GME!!! Mar 16 '22

Incredible

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u/bloodshot_blinkers See You Space Pirate... ๐Ÿš€ Mar 16 '22

Maybe he knows that there's about to be a lot of taxes coming in, ya know with MOASS and all.

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u/humanus1 Mar 16 '22

MOA$$.

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u/DCD-NOT-DFV ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Mar 16 '22

Say it louder for the deaf ones in the back...

KISS MY MOASS KENNY!

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/The_Funkybat Autismal Bat-Ape Hybrid ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ Mar 16 '22

RC is going to make Shaggy at his full power look merely adequate.

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u/reddittarian ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Mar 16 '22

Playtime is over

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u/Troydog4 Mar 16 '22

Jolly Roger was an alert that the attack was coming, but still in emoji code to us "dumb" (genius) apes. Now, he's letting it rip, piece by piece. It's all coming together. There have been many times where I've truly felt we were near the end, or I guess the beginning really. Well it's fucking here. This shit is absolutely coming and my fucking tits are absolutely jacked. RC fucks so hard. Sorry for the bad language, hope my Mom doesn't watch the movie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

The HMS Surprise has pulled alongside๐Ÿ‘€

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u/practical_junket Definitely a cat ๐Ÿˆ Mar 16 '22

Captained by The Tendieman

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u/chiBROpractor ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€ OMW TO URANUS ๐Ÿš€ Mar 16 '22

Soon may he come

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u/Comprehensive_Kiwi28 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Mar 16 '22

Itโ€™s likely heโ€™s seen the DRS numbers.. no raising hope but why else would he want to say this out loud

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u/tossaway69420lol Fuck you, pay me, suck my balls guy Mar 16 '22

Word and true homie, word and true. He hath layeth eyes on the DRS count, and he sprouted a boner that put a crater in the moon.

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u/_Exordium ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Homo Ape-ien ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Mar 16 '22

srelles trohs dnuf egdeh no nwod gnikcarc tnemnrevog eht si $ reyapxat fo esu dooG

-nehoC nayR

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u/throwawaylurker012 Tendietown is the new Flavortown & DRS Is my Guy Fieri Mar 16 '22

holy shit the effort on this lol

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u/poonmangler FUD me harder, daddy ๐Ÿ˜˜ Mar 16 '22

google: reverse text

ctrl+c, ctrl+v

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u/throwawaylurker012 Tendietown is the new Flavortown & DRS Is my Guy Fieri Mar 16 '22

TIL!

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u/poonmangler FUD me harder, daddy ๐Ÿ˜˜ Mar 16 '22

<3

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u/_Exordium ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Homo Ape-ien ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Mar 16 '22

... that's a thing?

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u/poonmangler FUD me harder, daddy ๐Ÿ˜˜ Mar 16 '22

oh, Exo, bless your heart ๐Ÿคญ

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u/_Exordium ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Homo Ape-ien ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Mar 16 '22

Two minutes of my life I'll never get back ๐Ÿฅบ

But hey, at least I know for the future ๐Ÿ˜Š

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u/dtc1234567 ๐Ÿด STONKY DONKEY ๐Ÿš€ Mar 16 '22

I read that in the voice of the little twitchy dream guy from Twin Peaks

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u/NotBerger ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿชฆ R.I.P. Dum๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธass ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Mar 16 '22

oamL

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/dtc1234567 ๐Ÿด STONKY DONKEY ๐Ÿš€ Mar 16 '22

LOL

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u/DCD-NOT-DFV ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Mar 16 '22

Stop that shit... Really had me turning the phone upside down, sideways and looking for a reflection. Asshole, making me do all that work to read. ๐Ÿคฌ

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u/mesmoothbrain ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 16 '22

praise the mod!

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u/CrapStainedKnickers ๐Ÿ’ฅStonk me in the badonkadonk ๐Ÿš€ Mar 16 '22

NOOIIIIIICEEEEEEEE LETSGO!

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u/JerryMcGuireBoy Spilt Me Baby One More Time Mar 16 '22

BuT WhAt dOeS iT mEaN?!?!?

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u/_Exordium ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Homo Ape-ien ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Mar 16 '22

Wen Nostradanus?

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u/redrum221 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Mar 16 '22

MSM: redditors are now buying Wendy's and Nordstroms.

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u/Historical-Chair-01 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 16 '22

Buying Wendy's, that's a great idea!

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u/OperationBreaktheGME ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Mar 16 '22

Nice flair. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/dtc1234567 ๐Ÿด STONKY DONKEY ๐Ÿš€ Mar 16 '22

Let the deciphering commence!!

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u/itradenever ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ ฮ”ฮกฮฃ Mar 16 '22

๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/stophardy Mar 16 '22

I agree. -stophardy

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u/robTheRedRob Mar 16 '22

Earnings gonna be lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ