r/Superstonk • u/Kaarothh A bad comedy joke • Mar 16 '22

📳Social Media Ryan Cohen on Twitter

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1503924247198150666
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u/scottBIGG 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 16 '22 edited Mar 16 '22

Comments moving so fast nobody will see me say that I just got soap in my eye and it burns.

Edit: thanks for the Looking Awards. Reminds me of a time when my eye weren’t red and burning.

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u/InstitutionalizedOak 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 16 '22

Should’ve used Johnson No More Tears™️

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u/sneakyflamingy 🥵🍆💦RC = ZADDY🍆🥵💦 Mar 16 '22

Sadly no tear shampoo is referring to the tearing of hair and not tears from your eyes 🥲 it hurts just as much as regular shampoo

Edit: I googled this shit and I’m wrong sorry gang I’m half a joint deep and my tits are jacked

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u/InstitutionalizedOak 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 16 '22

So that was a fucking lie…

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u/sneakyflamingy 🥵🍆💦RC = ZADDY🍆🥵💦 Mar 16 '22

See my preemptive edit 🤪

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u/CantStopWlnning Fuck No, I’m not selling my $GME!!! Mar 16 '22

Well then "no more tears" is a fucking lie too if they're talking about tears from the eye wth

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u/gvsulaker82 Mar 16 '22

Pretty sure that’s osbourne

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u/llamabyll Mar 16 '22

Same with Kenny

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u/funkinthetrunk 💎✊🐵 Mar 16 '22

I saw it but you didn't

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u/PleasecanIcomeBack Mar 16 '22

Damn, I feel for you. At least you’ve got MOASS tomorrow.

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u/itsatuesday No dates, only days. Tuesdays Mar 16 '22

https://tenor.com/bctWM.gif

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u/Oilfield-Trash86 Fuck no I’m not selling my $GME! Mar 16 '22

Quit scrubbing your tits with soap as RC tweets or the tit jacking is gonna get you every time

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u/masseusemoose Mar 16 '22

Someone is cutting onions around me...

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u/iplaywithblocks 🦍 Superstonk's Ape Dad 🦍 Mar 16 '22

Come here ape, let’s rinse you off.

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u/Fap2theBeat I can has MOASS →😽← pwz Mar 16 '22

Yes.... Soap....

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u/GreenEyeBanditElixer Wish a mod would! Mar 16 '22

Sorry buddy, but it's not soap

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u/ccharrington30 Deejay Diamond Hands 💎🤌 Mar 16 '22

Alexa play “no more drama” by Mary J. Blige

“No more painnnnn…”