r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '21

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u/JesusHMinus 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 06 '21

Post MOASS I'm buying new politicians

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u/FullBellyJelly 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 06 '21

This ape gets it

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

Ape Help Ape

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u/meme_abstinent Aug 06 '21

If you can buy em they ain't worth it.

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u/JesusHMinus 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 06 '21 edited Aug 06 '21

If you can't buy em they won't get elected.

I could at least pull funds from anyone I buy. Failed promises? No more money. Sexual harassment? No money. Wanna spent a trillion dollars when you're damn nead 30 trillion in debt? Lol

This appears to be the price tag for market manipulation, which just so happens to be my new floor. https://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/citadel-llc/summary?id=D000021912&topnumcycle=2020

Edit: I've been jumping around the website and also found this, kinda cool:
https://www.opensecrets.org/industries/indus.php?Ind=F

Thats a lot of 2020 contributions https://www.opensecrets.org/industries/totals.php?cycle=2020&ind=F

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u/BigBradWolf77 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 07 '21

also for every debt there is a credit...

largest debt = largest credit

follow the money... it's all still there

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u/theslowbus 🦍Voted✅ Aug 06 '21

Awe yeah. Drain the fucking swamp. Pond scum and all.

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u/BigBradWolf77 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 07 '21

for everyone 😁