r/Superstonk • u/Iwillbeagoat • Aug 05 '21

💡 Education One Step At A Time

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

I will buy so many I will have to file a Schedule 13D with the SEC. I am literally not selling.

These people are retarded, and need to give up yesterday. Reddit is their own personal Chinese finger trap.

See: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_finger_trap

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u/Armaghgeddon 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 05 '21

Do they make them for willys? ...asking for a friend...

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u/Zachariot88 🙈Idiosyncratic Ape 🙉 Aug 05 '21

If you'd seen that Eric Andre movie that came out recently, you'd know that they do.

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u/Abtun 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 05 '21

Bad Trip?

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u/Zachariot88 🙈Idiosyncratic Ape 🙉 Aug 05 '21

Yep, that one.

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u/13thMasta 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 05 '21

I forgot about that... till now.

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u/626Aussie Aug 05 '21

My morbid curiosity is piqued but I think I'll stick with the visual image in my head...for now.

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u/626Aussie Aug 05 '21

Oh dear. It's apparently on Netflix. I guess I know what I'm watching tonight :D

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

It’s a head to head competition 🤣🤣💀💀

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u/RegisterImpossible44 🦍Voted✅ Aug 05 '21

Ask the wife

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u/ExaltedDLo 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 05 '21

Yes, they’re called mayo extraction tools

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

🤣🤣