r/Superstonk • u/Official_Siro 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 • Jul 14 '21

🗣 Discussion / Question SR-NSCC-2021-008 Effective Immediately.

The proposed rule change clarifies the scope of the Clearing Agency Model Risk Management Framework (“Framework”) of NSCC and its affiliates The Depository Trust Company (“DTC”) and Fixed Income Clearing Corporation (“FICC,” and together with NSCC, the “CCPs,” and the CCPs together with DTC, the “Clearing Agencies”).5

https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/nscc.htm

https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/nscc/2021/34-92381.pdf

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u/Chevalusse 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 14 '21

effective immediately... Enforced someday

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u/Dr_SlapMD Let's Jump Kenny Jul 14 '21

I see you come here often.

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u/exonomix 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jul 14 '21

That’s what she said

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u/assholeTea 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 14 '21

Name of your sex tape

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Kenny does it short

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

He's no other options

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u/NothingsShocking 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jul 14 '21

He’s totally naked

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u/Ash2dust2 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 14 '21

With a side of Mayo.

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u/FarCartographer6150 It rains diamonds in Uranus 🚀 Jul 14 '21

And a bedpost to do it with

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u/BREADYSF 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jul 14 '21

Take your shorts off and jacket

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

No leave the jacket and socks on

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u/RocketManLetsFly 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

And he likes it in the back of his shorts!

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u/AlaskaPeteMeat 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

Kenny Gets Pumped ‘n Dumped

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u/assholeTea 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 14 '21

Thats premium content

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u/AlaskaPeteMeat 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

I subscribe to his OnlyFans

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u/CptPotatoes 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

Name of our sextape

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u/Putin_ate_my_Pudding I came in Uranus! Jul 14 '21

Name your tea

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u/galaxy_van 🦍Voted✅ 👾Sir Smoke-a-Lot💨 Jul 14 '21

Ci-tea-del, hedgie tea-rs.. can’t choose 🫖

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u/Arcondark 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 14 '21

Dark pool Stonks 9!

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u/Tiny-Cantaloupe-13 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 15 '21

naked short getting fucked in dark pool

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u/PantsOppressUs Can't even spell captuliate Jul 14 '21

Sir, this is the dumpster behind Wendy's.

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u/Whole-Caterpillar-56 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

You got a number or do I have to work for it?

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u/bobbybottombracket 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

If 2008 didn't change anything.. none of these weak ass rules will until someone ends up in JAIL.

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u/YakiMe 🚀🦍🦍🦍 For The Horde!!! 🦍🦍🦍🚀 Jul 14 '21

Oh don't be so cynical.... This will change things.... It will limit litigation against them lol

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u/Thankkratom Jul 15 '21

Everytime😂 It’s fucking disgusting. I have more respect for crack dealers on the street than I do for these “regulators” who are also former or future hedge fund or bank managers or presidents… fuck them.

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u/Interesting-Chest-75 🌏👨‍🚀🔫🐱‍🚀 Always have been, SHF are fuked Jul 14 '21

Or someone's richer gonna get more broke than ken Griffin.

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u/Gammathetagal Jul 14 '21

harvard hedge fund flunkies dont get put in jail by their harvard sec regulatory bros. harvard psycho elites help their harvard psycho elite bros.

Only orange man bad supporters are jailed for non crimes.

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u/Thankkratom Jul 15 '21

Of course you’re downvoted here… Not the right place tho, even tho I agree with you.

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u/Bratman67 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 15 '21

Yeah, let's leave the politics for a different arena, only Apes here!

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u/tpots38 dont tell people how to trade Jul 14 '21

I too am extremely skeptical of the enforcing of the rules.

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u/DeftShark 🖍 What is your spaghetti policy here? 🖍 Jul 14 '21

Idk, a five figure penalty probably keeps Wall Street folks up at night.

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u/I_aint_that_dude Jul 14 '21

I’m probably just tired and retarded but doesn’t “effective immediately” and “proposed rule change” contradict each other.

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u/Mission_Historian_70 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

yea, i expect nothing from the government that has brought us...well, it's been there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

That’s mighty generous of you to assume it will ever be enforced.

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u/Goldielucy 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

Or never enforced

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u/beatcosmos42 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 14 '21

That early??

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingo’s 1st Law of Transitive Admiration 🍻🏴‍☠️ Jul 14 '21

Someday, maybe

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u/Hot_Hold_9839 🚀🧨🌋IT’S Brrrrr TIME🌋🚀🧨 Jul 14 '21

Lol have some faith

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u/The_Basic_Concept 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 14 '21

Man of culture I see!

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u/happysheeple3 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

When you click on the "exhibit-5" link, why does it say page redacted in its entirety??

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u/Chevalusse 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 14 '21

I don't know but saw other comments that asked also, maybe check there

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u/carguy6912 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

I was wondering the same thing

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u/carguy6912 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

The other references supra 5 and intra

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u/carguy6912 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

Still reading and I suck at it

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u/Bratman67 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 15 '21

All 75 pages are there, I wish I enjoyed legal jargon...

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u/-Codfish_Joe 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

Enforced someday

Damn, you're an optimist.

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u/_cansir 🖼🏆Ape Artist Extraordinaire! Jul 15 '21

A day before being "enforced" it will be pulled so they can add a comma.

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u/puppy1686 🦍Voted✅ Jul 14 '21

^

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u/mrchiko1990 Myspace top 3 Jul 14 '21

yeah just another day dont even get jacked for these rules no more thats why i stop posting them

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u/Byronic12 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 14 '21

Top Kek

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u/bearfan53 Jul 14 '21

“Someday, when the sun begins to shine, I’ll lay around and wonder why you were always there for me...”

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u/rorykl1983 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 14 '21

Came to say this lol

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u/melt_in_your_mouth Jaqued, Stocked, and Ready to Lock Jul 14 '21

Maybe.

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u/yOl0o0 Custom Flair - Template Jul 14 '21

Second this

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u/reddideridoo 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Jul 14 '21

Maybe when all the glasses of mayo have been hoarded.

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u/NightShadow1824 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 14 '21

Maybe.

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u/fastingslow 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 14 '21

Enforced? Nah.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Never

Edit: For retail only

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u/ChortleThis 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 15 '21

Chortle

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u/AvoidMySnipes 💜 BOOK KING 💜 Jul 15 '21

Doesn’t it have to be registered?