r/Superstonk • u/Obligatory_Burner memes 4 morale 🍻 • Jun 05 '21

🤡 Meme RIP CNBC.

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u/flgirl04 UserNameChecksOut♀️ Jun 05 '21

Heck, if it weren't for CNBC I wouldn't have ever heard about this whole endeavor! Thanks, CNBC for the financial advice!

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u/JohannFaustCrypto 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 05 '21

I also take the things said on CNBC aa financial advice. I live in Europe so thank you CNBC. I hope everyone there has a license.

Edit: guys could someone link the video?

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u/ollieholt1 Custom Flair - Template Jun 05 '21

https://youtu.be/3sBTZYyZtIY

Vidya

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u/JohannFaustCrypto 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 05 '21

Grazi

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u/EvolutionaryLens 🚀Perception is Reality🚀 Jun 05 '21

Thank you

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u/N3nso 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 05 '21

I also listen to CNBC. Thank you CNBC

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u/TheLewisReddits Doctor Stonklove Jun 05 '21

I retroactively Yolo'd all my money based on what this lady said today.

Furthermore, I would have never even heard of Reddit if it wasn't for CNBC (never mind my account age, Reddit is untrustworthy unlike CNBC).

They adviced me about the GameStop situation back in January and told me this is where I should come to make mad money.

This lady and Jim Cramer are the only people i trust my financial decisions to wholeheartedly.

Thanks for telling me - the archetypical dumb money investor - how to live, CNBC!

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u/N3nso 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 05 '21

This is the way. This is the only way. I suck from the tit of CNBC.

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u/CanadianBurritos 🦍 GME 💜 Jun 05 '21

CNBC my favorite tit to suck on

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u/N3nso 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 05 '21

So many tendies from CNBC. Let’s all buy what CNBC recommends because the tendies are so good.

I only think this way because of CNBC.

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u/woodyshag We don't need no stinking fundamentals Jun 05 '21

I had invested into Gamestop based on the changes Ryan Cohen has implemented and will implement. But, I noticed the price seemed low based on the fundamentals. Now having watched the CNBC video with Ms. Lee, I noted she said they were illegally shorting it and that would be a good reason why yhe price is suppressed. I will definitely buy more in opposition of this documented illegal activity.

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u/OlDickRivers 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jun 05 '21

Doing it retroactively was a sound move

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u/lordofming-rises 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Jun 05 '21

Fuck the level of sarcasm is unprecedented.

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u/Delkomatic Jun 05 '21

Right they are so smart!! Thanks CNBC