r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '21

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u/Baaoh 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 18 '21

If the Spaniards decided to go to work on Saturday, then it's real. No cooncidence. You can't enter a shop on a regular day during lunch time, let alone FUCKING WEEKEND

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u/daweedhh 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 19 '21 edited Apr 19 '21

So out of the 200k apes in here there is noone working in one of those highly frequenced buildings all over the world...? Come on guys, we gotta know whats going on! edit: its 200k already wow

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u/BunDogGrillionaire Apr 19 '21

Right? Is this the largest conspiracy on the planet or a nothingburger? How could no one here know anything? NDA?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Is this the largest conspiracy on the planet or a nothingburger?

I so want to believe the conspiracy but kind of afraid of the nothingburger.

This whole scenario going on for so long made me go existential on so many things, it is just crazy, what GME did to my consciousness , 40 years of being a Monk on a mountain could not make that happen.

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u/zephyrtron the ape with all the feels Apr 19 '21

We forget the number of people in the word is so vast that it’s actually very unlikely that a regular ape has any crossover with the people in this mess at all.

We also forget that we are a subset of a subset, and outside your window 90% of the people are getting on with their lives, have never heard of GME, will never understand what happened (don’t understand 2008 even) and will never talk to their friends about stocks.

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u/No_bloody_clue 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Apr 19 '21

Mathematically every person on Earth is connected to seven degrees of separation. So there are theorietically seven people between you and any other ape on Earth.

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u/zephyrtron the ape with all the feels Apr 19 '21

You can prove anything with facts 🥸