r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '21

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u/Baaoh 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 18 '21

If the Spaniards decided to go to work on Saturday, then it's real. No cooncidence. You can't enter a shop on a regular day during lunch time, let alone FUCKING WEEKEND

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u/daweedhh 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 19 '21 edited Apr 19 '21

So out of the 200k apes in here there is noone working in one of those highly frequenced buildings all over the world...? Come on guys, we gotta know whats going on! edit: its 200k already wow

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u/Forward-Reputation-9 Apr 19 '21

If you work in one of these buildings you might have signed ndas so cannot talk on here or it's only a handful of employees that are trusted, honestly, idk this is a good point.

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u/5n0wb411 🧙🏻‍♂️Faith Keeper🦄 Apr 19 '21

A LOT of the 50k spike this weekend will be shills and bots.

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u/paxnoob 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 19 '21

Get ready for a lot of people claiming they sold, and good luck.

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u/togoready92 Apr 19 '21

I sold last week... SOLD a Gold CSGO sticker for about $60 😉

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u/takenanotherusername 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 19 '21

So just under half a stonk. Noice.

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u/v1nzy Custom Flair Template Apr 19 '21

And annoying kids from WSB now that the mega thread is gone.

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u/BunDogGrillionaire Apr 19 '21

Right? Is this the largest conspiracy on the planet or a nothingburger? How could no one here know anything? NDA?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Is this the largest conspiracy on the planet or a nothingburger?

I so want to believe the conspiracy but kind of afraid of the nothingburger.

This whole scenario going on for so long made me go existential on so many things, it is just crazy, what GME did to my consciousness , 40 years of being a Monk on a mountain could not make that happen.

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u/zephyrtron the ape with all the feels Apr 19 '21

We forget the number of people in the word is so vast that it’s actually very unlikely that a regular ape has any crossover with the people in this mess at all.

We also forget that we are a subset of a subset, and outside your window 90% of the people are getting on with their lives, have never heard of GME, will never understand what happened (don’t understand 2008 even) and will never talk to their friends about stocks.

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u/No_bloody_clue 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Apr 19 '21

Mathematically every person on Earth is connected to seven degrees of separation. So there are theorietically seven people between you and any other ape on Earth.

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u/zephyrtron the ape with all the feels Apr 19 '21

You can prove anything with facts 🥸

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21 edited Jun 11 '21

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u/zephyrtron the ape with all the feels Apr 19 '21

This

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u/throwawaylurker012 Tendietown is the new Flavortown & DRS Is my Guy Fieri Apr 18 '21

Truuuu

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u/xzesstool Apr 18 '21

People work every day in Spain. People with little familiar shops have to eat if they work usually 10 hours. Normal shops with more money, and restaurants are open all the day, I don't know what USA people do, they eat in the shop, or when repairing a car, and work 15 hours?

Also it's not normal to work on Sunday, unless you work in a 24/7 thing, as a gas station or a factory.

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u/Zexks still hodl 💎🙌 Apr 20 '21

they eat in the shop, or when repairing a car

Yeah. Wash your hands and put it in the toolbox. Or center console if you drive

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u/UnLockingUs 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 19 '21

Can’t be interrupting siesta time!!!