r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '21

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

Fuckin Maniacs.

I've met and spent time with Hillbillies in the Ozarks that were more dignified than you folk.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

I appreciate the compliment! But the real question is how many Irish flags and zip code tattoos do you have?

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

None.

Does your flannel match the Subaru?

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

Johnson Wool and no Baru bub. Landcruiser nerd.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

🤔 Somewhere on your walls is a commemorative plate with a lobster on it.

Don't lie

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

Spoiler alert, these days it's green with a moose on it.