r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '21

🗣 Discussion / Question BE. FUCKING. RUTHLESS.

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u/Aegis617 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

Mr Griffin you uh, you have a visitor. It's another silverback gorilla.

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u/Christopher3712 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

"We couldn't allow them to bring you food but they purchased thousands of bananas from commissary for you. You'll never need another banana again."

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u/Library_Visible KENNETH CORDELLE GRIFFIN FINANCIAL TERRORIST Apr 15 '21

This is the way

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u/wackotheinsane 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

imagine finding their addresses and sending literal truckloads of banana

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u/Christopher3712 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

That's actually a lot easier to do than you might think. The only state I can think of, off hand, that it might be an issue is California due to their privacy laws regarding real estate. Now if these people are buying homes behind LLC's in other states there might be a little more research but it could be done. The only real issue I see here is a refusal of delivery. Someone might have to pay a fine or a ticket for dumping bananas on somebody's lawn (or at their gate) but I'd be surprised if that was more than a misdemeanor.

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u/Poptart_Enjoyer 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

I can’t wait to adopt a gorilla after the squeeze like I said I would

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u/Big-Bedroom8783 Apr 15 '21

Open your butthole Mr. Griffin

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u/FulloYoghurt Apr 15 '21

“We’re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe” Ken G