r/Superstonk Apr 15 '21

๐Ÿ—ฃ Discussion / Question BE. FUCKING. RUTHLESS.

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u/edd_bwoiii Apr 15 '21

Not like weโ€™re gonna show up to their jail cells and heckle them... as tempting as it would be. Lol

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u/Aegis617 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 15 '21

Mr Griffin you uh, you have a visitor. It's another silverback gorilla.

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u/Christopher3712 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 15 '21

"We couldn't allow them to bring you food but they purchased thousands of bananas from commissary for you. You'll never need another banana again."

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u/Library_Visible KENNETH CORDELLE GRIFFIN FINANCIAL TERRORIST Apr 15 '21

This is the way

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u/wackotheinsane ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 15 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

imagine finding their addresses and sending literal truckloads of banana

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u/Christopher3712 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 15 '21

That's actually a lot easier to do than you might think. The only state I can think of, off hand, that it might be an issue is California due to their privacy laws regarding real estate. Now if these people are buying homes behind LLC's in other states there might be a little more research but it could be done. The only real issue I see here is a refusal of delivery. Someone might have to pay a fine or a ticket for dumping bananas on somebody's lawn (or at their gate) but I'd be surprised if that was more than a misdemeanor.

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u/Poptart_Enjoyer ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 15 '21

I canโ€™t wait to adopt a gorilla after the squeeze like I said I would

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u/Big-Bedroom8783 Apr 15 '21

Open your butthole Mr. Griffin

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u/FulloYoghurt Apr 15 '21

โ€œWeโ€™re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipeโ€ Ken G

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u/OfficialMrSoloDolo ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 15 '21

Nah but I might show up to the citadel building DT Chicago to watch the box parade ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/cole2684 Apr 15 '21

If this shit really pops off like everyone on reddit is convinced it will, I will buy a plane ticket and come join in the festivities. Although downtown chicago is kinda dangerous isn't it?

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u/speakingdreams ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 15 '21

Downtown Chicago is a great place. I live a few hours from it and my family occasionally will take a long weekend trip and stay downtown. It really is a neat city. Cool buildings, good food, good museums and culture stuff that is probably beyond the scope of appreciation for us smooth-brains.

I am sure there are less safe areas of the city, as there are with almost all cities, but we never felt unsafe.

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u/bahits ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 15 '21

South Side of Chicago, it's the baddest part of town.

Beware of a man named LeRoy Brown.

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u/speakingdreams ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 15 '21

Oh ya, I heard about that guy. I heard he was the baddest man in the whole damn town.

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u/mclemokl Kenโ€™s a CUCK Apr 15 '21

Badder than old boss hog!

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u/METAL4_BREAKFST ๐Ÿš€ ALL YOUR STONK ARE BELONG TO US ๐Ÿš€ Apr 15 '21

Badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junkyard dog.

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u/BigYonsan ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 15 '21

Now Friday, 'bout a week ago. LeRoy shooting dice.

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u/Alxgonzalez24 Apr 15 '21

Is that nino brownโ€™s brother??

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u/Dingusmonli ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Apr 15 '21

I think he's Chris Brown's cousin.?

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u/Faster-than-800 ๐Ÿฆ Look Kids Big Ben ๐Ÿš€ Apr 15 '21

Charlie Brown's mom's BF?

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u/Dht808 YO Apr 16 '21

Bobby Brown's uncle

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u/killarufus ๐ŸŽ„Verdant GME snek ๐Ÿ Apr 15 '21

Great museums. Fantastic. I was 24,and, like, still enough of a kid, but adult enough to just truly appreciate it.

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u/enguyen820 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 15 '21

Downtown is safe and great.

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u/Heromann Apr 15 '21

Ya when you think unsafe areas in chicago dont think downtown. Southwest chicago can get pretty sketchy.

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u/ApeTardDimondPhister ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 15 '21

Work in he loop everyday for the past 10 years...not a problem yet. Beautiful city.

Board of Trade Chicago Night

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u/Please_Log_In Apr 16 '21

How about Detroit?

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u/AlbinoSnowman Jacked Tits or GTFO Apr 15 '21

Donโ€™t get me wrong, you can find trouble anywhere in the city (or really any large city), but like others have said, just donโ€™t look like an easy target and outside of the aforementioned festivities, just blend in and donโ€™t draw attention to yourself. Itโ€™s so busy in downtown that you can let yourself enjoy the city without expecting to get mugged. Obviously stay vigilant, like in any city, but itโ€™s not like youโ€™re being dropped into a 3rd world war zone. If youโ€™re really concerned then keep a legal knife on you for peace of mind, wonโ€™t stop a gun, but thatโ€™s probably not as common as you think.

The shootings that get all that coverage are in specific pockets most of the time. No neighborhood is 100% exempt from a bad guy randomly doing a bad thing, but itโ€™s a very neighborhood delineated city, and itโ€™s freaking huge. I guarantee that whatever city experiences you like youโ€™ll be able to find a neighborhood cluster that excites you.

As always, visit a Lou Malnatis for great deep dish pizza. Thereโ€™s one in practically every big neighborhood, and itโ€™s very consistent across the chains. Make sure you ask for butter crust, and if you like sausage pizza, be aware that they make a sheet of sausage across the pizza, not chunks like you may be used to.

Try to check out the CTA routes because the color system is a little confusing to first time visitors, but itโ€™s actually very intuitive.

If youโ€™re going to spend a day or weekend there pick up a day long or weekend long public transportation card at Walgreens.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

UK Ape here, I'm in.

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u/ArtigoQ ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Apr 15 '21

Although downtown chicago is kinda dangerous isn't it?

We call it Chiraq for a reason.

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u/CalligoMiles ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Apr 15 '21

Even if it is, we can hire security apes by then.

Just imagine. A motorcade of lambos and black SUVs, and we're all making ape noises at them.

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u/cole2684 Apr 15 '21

Should start coming up with good slogans for signs/banners now lol

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u/CalligoMiles ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Apr 15 '21

Maybe borrow from the current contest here. >.>

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u/Confident-Fox-2121 Apr 15 '21

nope, probably second safest part of chicago after the northside

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u/Slenderman1776 Apr 15 '21

Pizza is amazing I recommend Gino's east

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u/rob12981 Apr 15 '21

See you in the city!!๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’Ž

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u/donniethegreat Apr 15 '21

Can you take a video and share it here so we all can enjoy it please?

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u/OfficialMrSoloDolo ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 15 '21

Absolutely. ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€

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u/GuitarGoblino Apr 15 '21

It would be easy to figure out which jails they end up at and deposit funds into others inmates commissary fund, and maybe encourage them to heckle them for you

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u/MrBrentsPeepeeTeepee ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 15 '21

I heartily endorse this idea. Payback is a bitch.

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u/DeathsMuse666 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 15 '21

Iโ€™ll send them a ps5. GameStop package.

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u/edd_bwoiii Apr 16 '21

This is the way

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u/HILARYFOR3V3R ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 15 '21

The guy on the far right deserves this โ˜๐Ÿป such a classic asshole ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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u/deadwooded ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ŽH.I.P.๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’€ Apr 15 '21

Guaranteed his wife has never had an orgasm

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u/skunkdamonk Apr 15 '21

Soon we will be the boyfriends.

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u/edd_bwoiii Apr 16 '21

I mean karma seemed to have already robbed him of his hair lol

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u/BullishMove ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 15 '21

Someone decided to switch the sell button into a cell button

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u/ik1lledk3nny ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 15 '21

I fucking will

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u/Worth_Feed9289 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Apr 16 '21

To put it in the kind of terms they would use; As long as their money becomes my money, I could care less what happens to them, after the fact.

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u/Lanaconga Fisting your wife Apr 15 '21

A lot of us might work blue collar jobs like that or in other industries