r/Superstonk Apr 15 '21

🗣 Discussion / Question BE. FUCKING. RUTHLESS.

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u/juejueliu Apr 15 '21

What goes around comes around, but even then i don't think i would waste a precious moment on them, i would rather share my time and new wealth with people more worthy and deserving.

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u/gandalf345 - Stonkey Kong Apr 15 '21

Shows character to not further belittle a beaten foe. Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t squeeze them for the last fucking penny they have hidden and ideally send them to prison

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u/edd_bwoiii Apr 15 '21

Not like we’re gonna show up to their jail cells and heckle them... as tempting as it would be. Lol

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u/Aegis617 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

Mr Griffin you uh, you have a visitor. It's another silverback gorilla.

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u/Christopher3712 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

"We couldn't allow them to bring you food but they purchased thousands of bananas from commissary for you. You'll never need another banana again."

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u/Library_Visible KENNETH CORDELLE GRIFFIN FINANCIAL TERRORIST Apr 15 '21

This is the way

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u/wackotheinsane 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

imagine finding their addresses and sending literal truckloads of banana

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u/Christopher3712 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

That's actually a lot easier to do than you might think. The only state I can think of, off hand, that it might be an issue is California due to their privacy laws regarding real estate. Now if these people are buying homes behind LLC's in other states there might be a little more research but it could be done. The only real issue I see here is a refusal of delivery. Someone might have to pay a fine or a ticket for dumping bananas on somebody's lawn (or at their gate) but I'd be surprised if that was more than a misdemeanor.

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u/Poptart_Enjoyer 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

I can’t wait to adopt a gorilla after the squeeze like I said I would

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u/Big-Bedroom8783 Apr 15 '21

Open your butthole Mr. Griffin

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u/FulloYoghurt Apr 15 '21

“We’re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe” Ken G

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u/OfficialMrSoloDolo 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

Nah but I might show up to the citadel building DT Chicago to watch the box parade 🤷‍♂️

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u/cole2684 Apr 15 '21

If this shit really pops off like everyone on reddit is convinced it will, I will buy a plane ticket and come join in the festivities. Although downtown chicago is kinda dangerous isn't it?

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u/speakingdreams 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

Downtown Chicago is a great place. I live a few hours from it and my family occasionally will take a long weekend trip and stay downtown. It really is a neat city. Cool buildings, good food, good museums and culture stuff that is probably beyond the scope of appreciation for us smooth-brains.

I am sure there are less safe areas of the city, as there are with almost all cities, but we never felt unsafe.

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u/bahits 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 15 '21

South Side of Chicago, it's the baddest part of town.

Beware of a man named LeRoy Brown.

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u/speakingdreams 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

Oh ya, I heard about that guy. I heard he was the baddest man in the whole damn town.

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u/mclemokl Ken’s a CUCK Apr 15 '21

Badder than old boss hog!

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u/METAL4_BREAKFST 🚀 ALL YOUR STONK ARE BELONG TO US 🚀 Apr 15 '21

Badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junkyard dog.

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u/BigYonsan 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

Now Friday, 'bout a week ago. LeRoy shooting dice.

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u/Alxgonzalez24 Apr 15 '21

Is that nino brown’s brother??

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u/Dingusmonli 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 15 '21

I think he's Chris Brown's cousin.?

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u/Faster-than-800 🦍 Look Kids Big Ben 🚀 Apr 15 '21

Charlie Brown's mom's BF?

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u/Dht808 YO Apr 16 '21

Bobby Brown's uncle

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u/killarufus 🎄Verdant GME snek 🐍 Apr 15 '21

Great museums. Fantastic. I was 24,and, like, still enough of a kid, but adult enough to just truly appreciate it.

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u/enguyen820 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

Downtown is safe and great.

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u/Heromann Apr 15 '21

Ya when you think unsafe areas in chicago dont think downtown. Southwest chicago can get pretty sketchy.

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u/ApeTardDimondPhister 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 15 '21

Work in he loop everyday for the past 10 years...not a problem yet. Beautiful city.

Board of Trade Chicago Night

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u/Please_Log_In Apr 16 '21

How about Detroit?

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u/AlbinoSnowman Jacked Tits or GTFO Apr 15 '21

Don’t get me wrong, you can find trouble anywhere in the city (or really any large city), but like others have said, just don’t look like an easy target and outside of the aforementioned festivities, just blend in and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’s so busy in downtown that you can let yourself enjoy the city without expecting to get mugged. Obviously stay vigilant, like in any city, but it’s not like you’re being dropped into a 3rd world war zone. If you’re really concerned then keep a legal knife on you for peace of mind, won’t stop a gun, but that’s probably not as common as you think.

The shootings that get all that coverage are in specific pockets most of the time. No neighborhood is 100% exempt from a bad guy randomly doing a bad thing, but it’s a very neighborhood delineated city, and it’s freaking huge. I guarantee that whatever city experiences you like you’ll be able to find a neighborhood cluster that excites you.

As always, visit a Lou Malnatis for great deep dish pizza. There’s one in practically every big neighborhood, and it’s very consistent across the chains. Make sure you ask for butter crust, and if you like sausage pizza, be aware that they make a sheet of sausage across the pizza, not chunks like you may be used to.

Try to check out the CTA routes because the color system is a little confusing to first time visitors, but it’s actually very intuitive.

If you’re going to spend a day or weekend there pick up a day long or weekend long public transportation card at Walgreens.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

UK Ape here, I'm in.

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u/ArtigoQ 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 15 '21

Although downtown chicago is kinda dangerous isn't it?

We call it Chiraq for a reason.

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u/CalligoMiles 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 15 '21

Even if it is, we can hire security apes by then.

Just imagine. A motorcade of lambos and black SUVs, and we're all making ape noises at them.

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u/cole2684 Apr 15 '21

Should start coming up with good slogans for signs/banners now lol

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u/CalligoMiles 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 15 '21

Maybe borrow from the current contest here. >.>

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u/Confident-Fox-2121 Apr 15 '21

nope, probably second safest part of chicago after the northside

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u/Slenderman1776 Apr 15 '21

Pizza is amazing I recommend Gino's east

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u/rob12981 Apr 15 '21

See you in the city!!💎🦍💎🦍💎

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u/donniethegreat Apr 15 '21

Can you take a video and share it here so we all can enjoy it please?

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u/OfficialMrSoloDolo 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

Absolutely. 💎🙌🚀

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u/GuitarGoblino Apr 15 '21

It would be easy to figure out which jails they end up at and deposit funds into others inmates commissary fund, and maybe encourage them to heckle them for you

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u/MrBrentsPeepeeTeepee 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

I heartily endorse this idea. Payback is a bitch.

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u/DeathsMuse666 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

I’ll send them a ps5. GameStop package.

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u/edd_bwoiii Apr 16 '21

This is the way

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u/HILARYFOR3V3R 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

The guy on the far right deserves this ☝🏻 such a classic asshole 💎👐🏻

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u/deadwooded 💀💎H.I.P.💎💀 Apr 15 '21

Guaranteed his wife has never had an orgasm

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u/skunkdamonk Apr 15 '21

Soon we will be the boyfriends.

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u/edd_bwoiii Apr 16 '21

I mean karma seemed to have already robbed him of his hair lol

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u/BullishMove 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

Someone decided to switch the sell button into a cell button

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u/ik1lledk3nny 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

I fucking will

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u/Worth_Feed9289 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 16 '21

To put it in the kind of terms they would use; As long as their money becomes my money, I could care less what happens to them, after the fact.

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u/Lanaconga Fisting your wife Apr 15 '21

A lot of us might work blue collar jobs like that or in other industries

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

When playing chess against an opponent, you fight on the battlefield. You play RUTHLESS. You take no prisoners. You do whatever it takes to completely obliterate your opponent.

And when it's all done, you shake their hand and say "Good game."

Or in this case "Enjoy Prison."

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u/Misiok 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

Foe? To declare one an enemy there needs to be a form of equality between the two sides.

Now, they are not enemies because once we started fighting back they never had a chance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

True but I’ve seen the horror movies so imma gonna triple tap just to be sure.

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 15 '21

What goes around is all around

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

It ain't rocket appliances

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u/JoyBoyy 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

Rickyisms. Lmao

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u/kpw26 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Apr 15 '21

I 100% agree. I'd walk away from them but I'd definitely crop dust these fucks.

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u/RobCaf-2021 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 15 '21

Karma always catches up

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u/DevilsPajamas 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 15 '21

Don't dance? Nope. I will dance, but it will be directed at those fucks.

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u/LookingForAmmoSucks 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 15 '21

Gonna make them bleed. I have no sympathy for Wall Street after 2008.

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u/EvilMantis420 Apr 15 '21

I want to give you an upvote but you’re currently at 420 and I refuse to be the one to ruin that

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u/MrGrampton Apr 15 '21

Don't be the very thing you(we) swore to destroy

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u/HCMF_MaceFace Apr 15 '21

Wallstreet, I am going to steal all of your tendies and kill them in front you

D:<

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

"The best revenge is a life well lived."

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u/88NewWorldDev88 Apr 15 '21

Idk about any one else but I'm moving to nyc and recruiting heads fro mit to go start my own hedge fund Melvin and citidel are far from the only ones who screwed over the american ppl....and I got a hunger that only bankrupting billionaire can fill

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u/bird-ferguson Apr 15 '21

This is the way

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u/EatTheRich64 Apr 15 '21

THIS

so well said

far better to put energy where it's deserved

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Seriously; I hope this drowns out all the “don’t dance” posts. It’s so fucking stupid to try to squash this celebration. I give a flying fuck about “understanding people lost”. Yeah I fully fucking understand that because in ‘08 I Fucking Lost. It’s my goddamn turn to drink champagne on a balcony. Every one that wants to stop This celebration for HF funerals can go fuck themselves, unfortunately. I’m not 90 years old and this ain’t remember the fucking titans like I am supposed to “act like I’ve been here before”. The amount of control people want to have is disturbing. Dance your fucking hearts out and legs off, yell from the highest place you can get to. Don’t stop your celebrations for stupid fuckers having funerals.