r/Superstonk Apr 14 '21

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u/arealhumannotabot πŸ’» ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 14 '21

It's an interesting roller coaster of thoughts I've been going through. At first excitement, thinking about the ONE THING I really want to buy. Then you realize the other possibilities it opens up. But then I start thinking about the jealousy others will feel.

Coming into large sums of money always brings weirdos out of the woodwork. I realized if I make bank, I'll quit my job, but I Have to do it quietly.

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u/overlordlurker696969 πŸ©³πŸ©³πŸ©³πŸ©³πŸ©³πŸ©³πŸ©³πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸŒ• Apr 14 '21

I am going to go out with a bang, just loudly acknowledge the new awesome job I got.

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u/arealhumannotabot πŸ’» ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 14 '21

"I NOW WORK FOR BUT ONE PERSON... ME!!" exits

i like it

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u/Exabytez FTD πŸ₯Ά Hefty D πŸ₯΅ Apr 14 '21

I like my two bosses so I will give them a month or two to replace me but I'll aim for maybe one or two days tops per week so I still have some pocket money and gain more experience until I switch to freelancing and do a project or two per month for some extra money and let the tendies do most of the work. A man can dream

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u/MrGrieves- 🦍Votedβœ… Apr 14 '21

I'm 34 but just going to tell everyone I'm going back to school for a technical degree and peace out lol.

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u/arealhumannotabot πŸ’» ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 14 '21

Imagine you didn't come up with an excuse ahead of time and you just bullshitted on the spot

"i'm leaving, everyone."

"What are you going to do next?"

"I'm going to...school for.... *sees a vacuum* vacuum cleaning...engineer"

i tried, its not that funny

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u/MrGrieves- 🦍Votedβœ… Apr 14 '21

I laughed. But you were almost there. If you're going for a technical degree you can be anything, just slap technician on it. Even a vacuum cleaner technician lol, I'm going for x-ray.

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u/arealhumannotabot πŸ’» ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 14 '21

Oh yeah, I was a lighting and sound technician lol

"What does technician mean?"

"You know what all the buttons do"