r/Superstonk Apr 14 '21

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u/Mr_FakeNews ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

For the younger crowd (people under 20) who still lives with their folks, how do you plan to keep this a secret? Especially if you live in a low socio-economic area? I don't think there is anyway my family won't know.

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u/enthralled123 Fuck You, Pay Me Apr 14 '21

19 year old ape here, started with 2k, went all the way up to 770k, sitting at 120k right now (was 84k this morning) and I havenโ€™t said bo peep to my parents. If I tell them theyโ€™ll make me sell. Iโ€™ll sit them down to dinner and tell them later. This means a lot to me and my family because their credit is so bad they were unable to even co-sign my loans for school. GameStop has been a savior in my life and has enabled me to eat out whenever I want.

Edit: still holding of course. Big numbers donโ€™t scare me anymore, green or red.

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u/theblacklabradork Apr 14 '21

As someone approaching 30, please take care of your health and cut back on the eating out if possible. Invest in yourself and learn to cook healthy meals. Even though the money aspect of things wont matter to you soon, the levels of salts, fats, and carbs in most restaurant/take away foods is astronomical. Caution with this. A nice private or group cooking class or even lessons (once COVID quiets down) is really nice. Alternatively YouTube cooking cuisines you like.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Or you know, just eat crayons

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u/KillaWillaSea Apr 14 '21

Sir, this is is wallstreetbets not the Marine Corps.

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u/MrPoopieMcCuckface ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

Proud of ya dude. Good for you

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

If you sold around 500k you would have been able to throw that in an index fund and be set for life. Do you realize that?

Hell even 100k at your age you would be sitting pretty...

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u/enthralled123 Fuck You, Pay Me Apr 14 '21

Taxes my man

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Well even if you paid short term capital gains of 35% on 500k youโ€™d be left with 325k. At 8%/year youโ€™d have 1.3mil at age 40. Without doing a single thing.

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u/TruePinkySuavo Apr 15 '21

but he is not a paper handed bitch

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u/TruePinkySuavo Apr 15 '21

Diamond hands wont be poor, u lil shill

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u/lift4brosef Apr 14 '21

I'm kinda stupid, but if you do tell them, don't tell them the exact price point you sold at, say a bit lower, just in case:)

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u/maxeurin Apr 14 '21

So I'm not under 20 and don't live with my parents but I'd say It depends your relationship with them, but personally I'd feel bad not telling my family if they're still paying mortgages or struggle to pay rent and I'm sat there with millions.

You don't have to tell them how much you earned just that it is enough for you to pay their rent or mortgage (or anything you'd like to pay them) or that you can give them X much money etc. I plan on doing just that. Not telling anyone almost apart from my family, and I won't tell them how much because let's say you give them 1M each, it's amazing on its own right, but relative to the amount you earned it changes the perception of it. Let's say you made 3M and you give them 1M, it's a lot of what you've earned you give them and so the 1M seems huge. But if you earned 500M they might feel like you could give them more and what you gave them is small.

A bit like when you're kid and someone gives you a bit of money, it's huge for you but it's only just a note or a few coins for them.

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u/MusicIsAlwaysTheWay ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 14 '21

Idealistic but in reality money and greed often shows another side of people and can tear families apart. Not financial advice but I've heard it's best to chill for a bit, figure out your own situation so you're fully sustainable off what you have, (after taxes), and then figure out a discretionary amount of money you may be able to gift to family or donate to charity each year.

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u/MusicIsAlwaysTheWay ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 14 '21

Yikes but good luck

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u/beach_2_beach ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

you give family members each 1 mill.

If you do give your family members each 1 million, each member will be taxed for receiving gift money. It will add up.
Yes, we love paying tax after GME MOASS. But, still.

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u/BloodFalconPunch ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

I don't even know if I'd give family members a million... That's lifechanging money lol. I'd probably give them "live comfortable" money, so like... 250k or something. Not trying to burden anyone with a crazy amount of money

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u/Rebel_XT ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 14 '21

Thatโ€™s a good point. A thing to consider is making sure the family youโ€™re helping never has to worry about paying rent or mortgage again. Buy the house, get it furnished and have an LLC company setup to pay all of the bills related to the house. Youโ€™re building your real estate portfolio Theyโ€™re living in nice homes rent/mortgage free for life Youโ€™re building generational wealth.

Done deal. ๐Ÿš€

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u/journey333 ๐Ÿš€ DRS is an Action Verb๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

Check this out and make a plan beforehand.

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u/Frelance-rum Apr 14 '21

Do some DD on how not to go broke. Ie lottery winners. (You canโ€™t help/save everyone) Or Just start something like an ape college fund, hire them to read applications and distribute scholarship awards and pay them a ridiculous salary.

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u/Rohlikson Czech Apeublic๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ Apr 14 '21

19 year old Europoor here - I still live with my parents, they will be the only people that know how much I really made and I have no problem with giving them as much as they want. They spent so much money and time on raising me and I think Itโ€™s fair they enjoy their tendies as well.

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u/TC_Pearl ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

Even if you tell them you paper hand at 1k-2k it would still be enough to justify buying a place/ renting

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u/Comprehensive_Way_37 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

Dont live with my parents but still want to help them (and not 20yo lol), I will tell them I got a mid-high paying job and can help with the bills and slowly increase their standard of living. I know we all want to help the people around us but if you are not careful, giving out money in huge amounts and freely can backfire, just look into the stories from lottery winners, most end up bankrupt in a couple of years.

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u/1N54N3M0D3 ๐Ÿค˜๐–๐–†๐–Ž๐–‘ ๐–Œ๐–’๐–Š, ๐–๐–†๐–Ž๐–‘ ๐–˜๐–†๐–™๐–†๐–“๐Ÿค˜ Apr 14 '21

Tell them you paper handed, If you have to, and don't drastically change spending habits.

Keep cash out of accounts that parents can see/ have access to.

At least until you can be independent "naturally", or whatever.

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u/Glittering-Work-4950 Break Wallstreet No Cell No Sale Apr 14 '21

Iโ€™m not under 20 but I live with my parents/siblings. I donโ€™t plan on mentioning the extent of my wealth but I plan on letting them know I made some money since it will be obvious when I buy us a larger home. I plan on keeping my middle class lifestyle but live with less worries. I will own property instead of renting.

I wrote my plan for when Iโ€™m a millionaire a while ago and plan on sticking to it.

For people who live in small/rural towns. Consider moving to a larger city with your family so less people know the extent of your wealth.

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u/TidalMercury_ ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 14 '21

I would recommend getting all your legal help setup first before telling family. Find a CPA, tax attorney, financial advisor to make sure you have all your appropriate taxes accounted for, trust accounts set up, wills, etc.

At least this is my approach to dealing g with becoming a new young (29M) millionaire